- Mat Gundo reportz - Dearezt Readerz anda dearezt Gogolina! Sorry Mo, sorry Herrmann, sorry Murat, sorry Incredible Blogbeing, anda also beg your pardon dear readerz! Thiz is not an article lika otha articlez on The Daily, but is a kind of consultationing for Miss Gogolina. It is very private. So, if you don't lika to read this, just hear our Uribi songz anda vote for them! Don't forget: support us at the Eurovision Festival, anda make Eurythmic Emmy great song in, for example, next Eurythmix Conference in Dornach (CH)!
So - dear Gogolina, thanx a lot for your commentz and the nice picturez from your happy youth timez. Yes, reading your nice commentz I'm also tensed lika twenty umbrellas! Thanx also for the songz, now I can hear them too. But: don't listen to your brother Gogolo, don't marry the bastard he searched for you! He is a member of the Tzjop clan. You know, how they are! And all those rites, you speak about: it's not Highlandz way, but old fashioned Lowlandz. The guy your brotha Gogolo found for you, well, you can find him in the baddest villidj barz (for our readerz, on Terra Canaillo you can read more about thiz barz!). I hava good suggestion for you to come out of this: livin' in the Uribi lowlandz, there is the hardworking family of the Plukz clan. There are four brotha, all single, working togetha in same factory. Just lead your brother to believe in, you are choosing one of them, he will be happy with it. On the road to them, the Uribi Female Liberation Army (UFLA), can help you with otha name, dizappearing, till your brotha knowz you are independent anda free person. We hava for you a good work in Hamasheyk Institute - it is with bio-energetical water-research, interested? I give you picz of the brotha Plukz here, so you can choose anda giva pic to your brotha:
On the left is Riko Plukz, the youngest, makez the practical thingiez in the factory, he is chief outside. He loves the land and is learning now some mumbo djumbo on the local shaman school. He is lida bit religious and prays a lot to Saint Eloi of the Lower Midlandz Mountainz. But caution: I don't believe he loves women, if your brotha knowz this, well... Midleft you can see Ukil Plukz. Ukil is very punctual, very strict in working, but lida bit strange anda perverz. He pickz in his nose, fingersnipping boogerz in his office, lida bit slimy, anda having picz of nude women between his documentz. Jela Plukz, in the mid-right, only thinkz about money anda commerce, a boring person. One time he comes out very big, he says. Only funny after 5 th glass of Tabili Hot Water, 45 %. If he left a place, he goes back five timez for inspection. He is a neurotic. Tamuk Plukz, right, is very proud of being the quickest typewriter in Uribistan. Tamuk Plukz is lida bit shy, but more anda more he is becoming a real womenizer. He is the upcoming star in the Plukz factory and in society life in the Hamasheyk surroundingz. I thinka one of them is very good alibi for you. Overstreamingz, by the way, in a few dayz you can hear the Gogo Gogolina song!