August 12, 2009

WE DON'T WANNA HAVE VISITORS - JUST WORKERS!





Workers of Uribistan! We don't wanna have anymore visitors in our great Nation of Uribistan! No more time for cuckoo, no more time for children'S play - now it's time to obey and to work!

Fak Hue, Leader of the New State of Uribistan

ATTENTION: THIS IS NOT A MESSAGE OF THE RENEGADE AND STATE ENEMY MAT GUNDELJEW, AS WRITTEN BELOW. THE OFFICER OF PROPAGANDA WILL CHANGE THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!

August 09, 2009

CLINTON VISITING TRUNG LÂ

We are very pleased in this difficult, but victorious and historical days, to welcome mister Bill Clinton (former american president) and some of his helpers. He spoke with Trung Lâ about lots of essentials. We show official picture here, also in background on the right mister Fak Hue. Please note:
-The Cuckoo-revolution is over! Everybody with Cuckoo-signs, walking naked on the streets, will be arrested!

-Gay-men, with length more as 3 meters, have to maka visit in our former Department of Security. Now called Department of Perpetuous Victory. We ask you to collaborate with our New People'S Council. Chök Hak time is over!
-Tourists, still here, can go back in their countrty, telling about the great advantages we make in our New State! Those, who like to stay, can help uswith 1) money 2) working in goat-farms 3) in Anauh Iram fields. You help us very much, telling us, were we can find Kamel Sutré- and Cuckoo-minded people, so we can help them. You can receive great reward for this! WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT FROM MAT GUNDELJEW (his real name)! IN A FEW DAYS WE WILL CHANGE ALL ITEMS ON THE URIBISTAN DAILY! FAK HUE, SPECIAL SUPERVISOR

MESSAGE

People of Uribistan!
(1) The renegade and corrupt Chök Hak is gone. He is in exile.
(2) The so called Cuckoo-revolution is dead! Mat Gundo and many others are in our stateprison near Hamasheyk.
(3) From today on, everybody has to go again to his work, to his school, otherwise has to stay in his/her home. Our special New Order Police (NOP) will controll everything.
(4) Special cards for everybody will appear next two weeks.
(5) All power is in our hands: the New Uribi Council
Commander Trung Lâ, Vice-Commander Fak Hue.

WARNING: THIS MESSAGE IS NOT WRITTEN BY OUR ENEMY OF THE STATE MAT GUNDELJEW (as written below)!! AS SOON AS POSSIBLE WE WILL CHANGE ALL ITEMS ON THE URIBISTAN DAILY (Fak Hue, Special Supervisor of The UR. DAILY)

August 05, 2009

Bill Clinton visitz also Chök Hak.


Mat Gundo reportz - What the hell is happening in our beautiful country? After visiting Kim Jong il in N-Korea, mister Clinton is visiting our almost-dictator Chök Hak! (read also Terra Canaillo, in Djerman) And look at those guyz behind him: all kindz of CIA anda Ex-Mossad types. The girly right on the pic is Trung Lâ. For a while she did some Kamel Sutré classes, but then she left our basic-camp in the Highlandz. Her family is not very kosher: collaborationz with the sowjetz, dealingz with all kindz of weaponz, money anda drugiez! From yesterday on, she is a new minister for tourism. Thiz is a disaster! Let us go on with big and beautiful Cuckoo-Demonstrationz! Viva la Fuerza de Cuco!

August 04, 2009

Join our Cuckoo Demonstrations! Support Uribistan!

Mat Gundo reportz - Dearezt readerz, dearezt supporters of a Free anda EverYoung Uribistan! Thank you so very much, we are very happy for supporting us, and helping my friend Murat Joy Tchundyk coming out of the bloody handz of the banditz of Chök Hak. Particularly great thanks to Woodgirl, Maurulamgirl anda now also AOEA-girl for helping HH Tchundyk and giving him good treatment! On Terra Canaillo you can read some inside newz about the thingz now happening in Uribistan. Yes, after all, it was no good idea to help Chök Hak - he changed some important factorz on our HUH-experiment in Hamasheyk. It was a bad thing. It was some karma I still have from also bad timez in my atlantic inkarnation. But now thiz problem is solved. We will fight Chök Hak and all otha enemies of a free anda EvereYoung Uribistan! We use theatre, music, actionz, demonstrationz, cuckoo-magix, natural nakedness, with lotz of peace, fun anda happiness. Enjoy us! Come to Uribistan - anda, if thiz is impossible: MAKA CUCKOO DEMONSTRATION IN YOUR COUNTRY, PLACE, VILLAGE ! Just copy our Cuckoo-symbol anda make great poster! Go naked, go free for a New Uribistan!
Overstreamingz to Everybody!