Dearezt Readerz in whole world!

Dearezt sistas anda brothas! Yes, now it's time to speak lida bit with you about myself, during lifetime as Mat Gundo. Lotz of brothas anda sistas are asking me: what happened in prison in Fak Hue terrortimez in Uribistan?
Well, everybody here reading the Uribistan Daily, knows history of Uribistan. Also the fact, that in sowjet timez only part of Uribistan was visible. This, because our great highland shamans of the past, did the great, difficult disappearance trick. Over 72 years our great country disappeared, has national pralaya form (only some lowlandz were visible anda part of sowjet republic). Now, in thiz horrible Fak Hue timez it was same: in highlandz the Shamanic Union of Uribistan asked the 12 secret high-shamans, they will do disappearance trick again. Ofcourse, it is risky thingy:you don't know, you can come back again in visible, materialistic world! In meantime, they throw me in dirty Fak Hue prison. And now, you must imagine: in the Highlandz the shaman colleages started with the Disappearance Magix. And I started to become bigger and bigger, to spread out over Uribistan. Thiz was part of our shamanistic action. Ofcourse on an etheric level, but on otha hand I disappeared also on materialistic level. One day,I was gone. Thiz was very bad situation for Fak Hue gouvernment: the Fak Hue cowardz did not have me anymore, but I was everywhere. They were very anxious and afraid, could not sleep anymore, and went total nuts. Well,you know the rest: the Fak Hue dictatorship is gone now, anda we hava Free anda EverYoung republic again (know you can imagine the real meaning of this name, EverYoung!). But for me, the material body was gone - there was only one possibility to come back: I began a spiritual community anda union with bastardbrotha of HH Murat Joy Tchundyk, Marat.
Well, here I am again, hello everybody! Overstreamingz, yourz Ma(ra)t Tchundyk Gundo! Uribistan is a land of miraclez!

Radio Uribistan: Water Experiments in Hamasheyk

-Mo Slim speaks - First of all, dear listeners: Radio Uribistan cannot speak about the Tchundyk Case. This is high critical and forbidden by our High Council of Uribi Shamans. But we can report about other interesting things in Uribistan and about our great Cybernetic Hamasheyk Institut. Herrmann Finkelsteen talked about water. Still we are waiting for your pictures, photographs and experiences with elementary beings! Don't forget it!
In Hamasheyk, in these days with Bio-Dynamic Barbara as Chief-Instructor in a few experiments, they started a new range of observations on water. They want to improve the quality and increase the amount of elementary beings. In Hamasheyk these experiments run on three levels: the molecular level (normaly with Mister Tchundyk, he is very experienced in this!), the elementary spiritual level (with Mat Gundo and some Shamans), the spiraling, dynamical level, with our great guest from Tel Aviv: Levi Stern! With his new special kind of S-bombs, he puts higher vibrations in the matter of the water, a kind of counterspace is born - in this counterspace elementary beings can work. We know him from our contribution on the Big Wave, so I think that most our readers and listeners know this wonderfull mann! In Hamasheyk, again we made an interview with him. He enjoys it very much to be here in Uribistan, it is his first time, he talks about Solomon, about Barbara (afterwards he said to me: 'Yes, especially German women make S-bombs so ass-good..'), and he reveals a secret about Near-East politics! We beg your pardon for one thing: interviewing Levi, I did not hear it, but in the studio the soundmaster called me: 'Hé, Mo do year them!' Indeed, in Uribistan, and in Hamasheyk Institute, there are lots of elementary beings. In Hamasheyk they are very happy, and in the background they are commenting and laughing and saying hello to Hicklussar and Levi. We let them on the tape - enjoy it! -

The Uribistan Contribution to The Eurovision Songfestival 2008 !

- mo slim speaks - Dear readers of The Uribistan Daily! Dear fans of the Free anda EverYoung Republic of Uribistan! I'm weeping! I'm crying! This part of me which is Uribisoul, is so happy and proud about our contribution to the Eurovision Songfestival 2008 ! Here, on Radio Uribistan, you can hear the first take of it. Mat Gundo, he loves his country - and wenn he sings about it, our hearts are beating faster! This is the real stuff for all patriotic men and heroes! We will winn this Contest! We will receive the maximum points from: Lettland, Lituvia, Estland, Polonia, Ungaria, Czechia, Slowakia, Slowenia, Bosnia, Kroatia, Serbia, Bulgaria, Greece, Zyprus, Turkey, Moldavia, White-Russia, Ukraina, Russia, Rumenia, Albania, Turkey, Israel, Kazakstan, Azarbeidzjan, Kirgizia, Armenia, Georgia, Tschetschenia, anda ofcourse from the people in Djermanistan!! Mat Gundo sang, mixed and shaped this song with a very primitive equipment in a little cabin in the Highlands. The song begins with shamanic sounds, and it ends with some words in classical Uribi - in between you can hear Mat's love declaration to Uribistan and ofcourse to the Uribi women! Mat, just make it! And, dear listener, don't forget: copy this song and put in on your site, just support Uribistan! At least, if you play it: PLAY IT LOUD !!

Radio U : ethnological field trip, The Halaibefrudi Song Complex

- Mo Slim speaks - Today we will have radio for schools, housewifes and everybody who likes ethno-informations! As my friend Mat Gundo was a little boy, he went with his grandmother in spring in the mountains to enjoy the Halaibefrudi Ritual. Snow was melting, and in the lakes and the waters fresh, new blue water was streaming, twinkling and playing with the sunbeams. The women washed their clothes and themselves and they were singing songs from the Halaibefrudi complex. Mat told me that the vocals have no meaning, in the sense we give meaning to words, their roots you can find immediately in the world of elements. The singing women spoke with the elements of the water, the air, the mountains, and they answered, gave them power and fertility. After a while, the men started to sing, and their voices echoed true the mountains and the valleys. It was a high spiritual communication with the elementary world. Till now, in some regions this ritual is carried out. Lucky! Because also in Uribistan modern times are coming. Now people in their village, they have electricity and the women have washing machines. Slowly, this old communication with elementary beings will disappear. In this modern times, in Europe you know how it is, we need other, new powerfull things to communicate with the spiritual world. A very good thing is anthropsfy, and in Uribistan we like very much the Calender of the Soul of Ruud Steinerboy. This is a very important tool to stay in contact with the own spiritual powers and the spiritual powers in the world working through the years, in time and space. But now, please, listen to Radio Uribistan!

Radio U : THE NAZI-CHARGE: THE JEWISH TSUNAMI CONSPIRACY, about The Tel Aviv Swimm Conspiracy, S-Bombs, and Homosexuals.

- Mo Slim speaks - Some blogreaders remember the posting of Our Ambassador in Berlin (Djermanistan), talking about some theories of neo-nazis about the big wave, the Tsunami, in far east. They claim that jewish and american forces made this Tsunami, firing one or more (atomic)bombs. Radio Uribistan wanted to know more about this, those mind-fucking nazi-theories were not satisfying at all! Radio Uribistan wants to know: what is the truth about it? An uribi undercover agent gave me the crucial hint, and, by change, the tracks I followed brought me in the city I'm living at this time, Tel Aviv. And only a few streets away of my appartment! They brought me to The TeL Aviv Swimm Conspiracy. A little club with wavemaking freaked men, developping the final S-Bomb. I spoke with Levi Stern, founder of the club, a very nice guy indeed. He told me a lot about the club, S-Bombs, american logistics, the high-skilled art of his friend Solomon, and the tragedy with the asian mega-wave. Ofcourse we will inform those nazi-heads about the real proportions of the drama. But we can tell them: yes, in a certain way, you are right! The Jews made the wave! Shit happens. But hear it yourself, ofcourse on: Radio Uribistan!

RADIO URIBISTAN IS BORN! And a new Correspondent: Mo Slim!

- Mat Gundo reportz - Dearezt, honourable readerz! Not so long ago we could introduce you firzt viewz on the pilot programm of Uribi Television. But today, let me introduce you the real, one and only RADIO URIBISTAN ! We are very proud of it, to let you hear firzt introduction of the great internetradio of The Free anda EverYoung Republic of Uribistan.

We ara also very proud to introduce you again a new co-worker in our Daily staff! Only a couple of dayz ago, we could introduce the great Herrmann Finkelsteen, our djerman administrator, who will writa fine thingies about Djermanistan, anthropsfy anda real rural lifestile! He helped us long timez, but now he is in the staff. But not enough! It is a lot of workz to participate in (web)radio Uribistan, someone new joins us: this is Mo(ses) Slim from Tel Aviv. He is a flying reporter anda also lives in London, New York, Singapore, etc. Our jewish friend Mo Slim will take care of the contributionz of Radio Uribistan. He makes interviewz, discovers conspirationz (he has a big thing, in a few dayz he will tell you about it), talkz about music, art, etc. Enjoy it!
(attention: the contributionz for Radio Uribistan are with otha wordtype, so you can find them easily among all otha great posts of Finkelsteen, Tchundyk, and ofcourse mines). Overstreamingz!

RADIO URIBISTAN: Murat interviews Timothy Leary ( Whitsun)

Dearest lovely Antropsfy blogheads,
Our first Radio Talk. Listen carefully to Mr. Leary and UHU.
Enjoy take time. Also Borat, Annette and others are there you know....
Yours frändly Murat
Posta Scripte: if it takes to longue for the radio-window to appear, pleasa click on text below! Posta Posta Scripta: At the Kasakhistrestest 3 you finda Testresults in Comment Numba 9 by Djerman Administrator (bonus revelation of administrator`s name)

"Murat interviews Timothy Leary ( Whitsun 2007)" bei Zabim

Sri Puppetji Tiehrháw third Guru learninx for Blogheadz

Anda still we hava other Mindsteaming lesson: Srí Puppetji himself said about thiz: 'All good thingz are three..'. Nowa, he likes to talk about 'yoga'.
Yes, we ara so proud to hava him her now, despite in some thinx we hava other ideas. Yes, he is real guru for real-guru-kids. Let him talka, this olde mindfucka! Lota joy! Overstreaming, Mat Gundo.