Yesa I ama challanga thos americained MOFOS lika 50 cent and Eminem. We Uribis hava our own Hip Hop. Yeah I spend the last few months in the backyards and backstreets ofa Hamasheyk and thena my fränds thisa songa cama to me flyin lika bird. Dig this and buy ita! Yours old MOFO Murat
- mat gundo reportz -Below, Murat gave impressionating list of numberz of our visitorz from all over the Worldz. Hello India, Hello Emirates, Hello Djermanistan, Hello Worldz! Now you can say: hé, but I don't see any Uribi readerz! They are included in 'Network' above. If we began in Uribistan with new telephon, telegraph anda now internet connectionz, American expertz fixed Uribi net. Anda here in Uribistan: telephonating anda internetting, until now, are free.
Yes, there are lot of thingiez in Uribistan, dear readerz, you don't know - here you can learn them. For example our 'thumbgreeting'. On your reactionz we could see, it was very new to you, anda, peoplez, be sure, it has nothing to do with Bayrisch 'fingerhäkeln', or something like thiz. Now, afterbig partyfor our great canaillo-friend mister Kronstadt (I think, soon he wil writa about Uribistan on his Canaillo site, with nice picz of Uribi landscapez and Murat), we turn to normal Uribi life. And here is something for you to hear: the Uribi song Camel Love. You must know, in Uribistan it is very high pleasure to ride on back of camel. If you hava Camel you are rich. If you hava two Camelz you ara more rich, and so on. But, to ride on Camel with your pretty girlfriend it is very very high pleasure. Anda very very very high pleasure is to sing about riding with most pretty girlfriend on back of Camel. Now, our song Camel Love is about this. The original is ofcourse in high Uribi speach. But we tranzlated it, to maka Uribi Culture very known in whole world. If you hear text, you may notice thiz song was from Uribi Highlandz, joking about guyz from Lowlandz, anda also joking about mystic bandits from mystic Blowlandz. Now, everybody singz this song, also Lowland guyz (Murat, haha). In this verzion I'm singing, the music is made by Uribistan Harmony Urcheztra (UHU). UHU = Machmout, Aleyev, Farrid, Tharuwat, anda ofcourse Uribi Friend Murat. Just enjoy it!
Radio Uribistan- Da Der Egoisten Tribe das Kauderwelsch von unserem Antropsfy Aspirant Murat Tchundyk beanstandet, überbringe ich als Djerman Administrator in gewähltem Hochdeutsch das Motto von Murat, der immer noch in der Wüste verweilt: Bloggt bis ihr alle umfallt und schüttelt eure AETHERLEIBER! BLOG TILL YA DROPA AND DONT FORGET TO SHAKE YOUR ELECTRIC BOOTY Kissas from MURAT
The National Ghost of Uribistan eternalised by Murat Tchundyk and The Kaskhibr.- Soundsytem. Please stand up for National Anthem of Uribistan. tnt reports P.S. posted on 10th of April. I hava founda today text of how one should listen to National Anthems. Vollendete Schöpfung: Nationalhymnen, Info 3 Juni, 2006. Ex-hero Green-Little-River: " Nationalhymnen sind musikalische Selbstbeschreibungen und Türen zur Herzkammer eines Landes.(...) Nationalhymnen zeigen, wohin ein grosses Gefühl gehen kann..." Thänx Green-Little-River! It isa so nica!!
