September 14, 2007
The Uribistan Daily - special notice
Dearezt Readerz ! My Uribi Brotha Murat, but now in firzt place, my colleague here in The Daily, made litta bit trouble at the Egoist Triba! He did not read the whole article, before commentating it, anda was acting lika litta King Kong (which he saw on the article's pic). Ofcourse thiz is not very professional! We all know, he is a daddy now of a lida girl, anda has lotz of thingies to do, he never did before! It made him also very tired. That's I think the most important reason, we don't give him a great disciplinal punishment, but we must set here a very clear signal! Therefore, Mister Murat Tchundyk is not allowed to write here until saturday, the 22nd of september. Some peoplez may say: thiz is not punishment. O yeah, it is punishment: if Murat is like now, he can writa every day. Now, he has time to thinka about how to manage the house with mom anda lida Selimara.