September 11, 2007

more thingies to be a better antropsfy-head

- mat gundo reportz - Dearest Readerz! For not a long time ago, we talked with you about stuff lika meditation anda masturbation anda showed you fine gadgets to get rid of manuel-rhythmic problemz. Longer timez ago we showed you fine Jesus dolls, with anda without lightshow, and so on, and so on. Today, for our highly tired street- and hallfighting anthro-blogheadz and there not very highly imaginationdefined criticz, we present some thingies to relax, to enjoy anda to become better male or female anthro-bloghead or male or female anthro-bloghead-critic.
We hava something very good for those anthroblogheadz anda otherz, feeling 'sinny' after doing their job anda making dancehallfighting. With this product you can wash away your sins! It is so good - it means less kamaloka! (for those peoplez too, not believing this, because it is fact: kamaloka is for everybody). Here it is, the soap:, it has one perfect advantage: it helpz also againzt deadly sins! If you don't know anymore the deadly sins, don't worry! We also hava nice seven deadly sins wristbandz! Everyday you can wear anotha, for example 'lust' on saturday evening, if you leave your pc anda your bloggie and all those boring discussionz, anda you go in city-nightlife. Here are two of them:













If, our dearezt reader, for example those in Uribi downlandz ande desertz, lika dear Uribi Brotha Murat anda daughter (his wife is from Highlandz and much more intelligent) do not know anymore the context of 'deadly sins' etc., we hava for them beautiful poker-game: you can learn the rulez of poker and play it, and at the same time you are learning katholic doctrine (we ara also preparing now antropsfy-poker cardz, with few principelz anda 'leitlineas' for anthropsfyheadz - I thinka also for pokerplaying criticz this also must be very interesting!)
Katholic doctrine on cardz, goes lika: "Hail Mary, full of grace, please give me another ace!"
The wash-your-sins-soap has a price of only $ 1,79 !
The wristbands only $ 1,95 !
The poker-game only $ 6,99 (of very good qualtity)!
Relax anda be good anthropsfy head!

Kommentare:

Anonym hat gesagt…

Where can I order this karma soap - great as an x-mas gift for not so nice people.
How are little miss Selimara and her mother ?
Liesel

Mat Gundo hat gesagt…

Dearezt Liesel! In month before Christmas I will give you address to buy all those thingies (also the special stuff I wrote about before!) - now in Uribistan we ara kind of 'aleinvertrethung' - if all peoplez have thiz adress, I think it will be impossible to hava anti-masturbation chewing gum in the Christmas dayz!
To know how it is with Murat, Wife anda Daughter, you must ask him. But I spoke with him day before yezterday, anda everything goes very fine. Lida Daughta says now firzt Uribi Highlandz magix wordz, that's good sign for us!
Overstreamingz a lot, Mat Gundo

Anonym hat gesagt…

dear Mat,
thank you so much! Im interested in this karma soap, not in those other thingies (I simply would not dare to use them as x-mas gifts) - but do you do alleinimport for magix antiwrinkle cremes too? Weleda does not offer miracles and they would make a great gift for my girlfriends!Yes and nottoforget about my boyfriends: hairgrowing miracles, they could be sold quite pricey!
Do babies start talking that early ? What a specially gifted child! Or was she just regurging?
Do you use woollen nappies and does she always wear a silken cap?
Take care!Greetings to little miss Selimara!
Liesel

Mat Gundo hat gesagt…

Dearezt Liesel, we will look what we can do for you importing those other extreme-miracling productz. If you want to loose some weightz, we also hava great methodz!
Yes, the lida Selimara is very quick anda clever child. Ofcourse I heard this from Uribi Brotha Murat, I only hava pics of the child anda motha sended by Murat - I hope to visit them next month. Yes, you are right, Murat says they only use natural stuff for lida miss Selimara!
PS: today I heard she wanted to hava book anda took old 1918-piece of 'Dreigliedrungs'-book of Rudy Boy! Nice, isn't it?
Overstreamingz also for today, yourz Mat