-Mat Gundo reportz- What ara you thinkin' now, dear readerz? It is all about troubling in anthropsfyworldz, great discussingz at Nerony's and at Egoist Triba, and our Ambassador, I don't know where he is: ill, tired, holidayz, fallin' in lova, disappeared, justa very busy with diplomatic activitiez? Anda all those postz about racism anda book of mister Zanders (remember, we didda uribi tranzlation), anda now I red Joseph C. also wrote book lika that, anda Happy Beater isa fine combatting here at The Daily. I'm thinking about to giva him a kinda of Guezt status, to writa from time to time hiz happy beating thoughtz. Why not, lika guy Broder in 'The Mirror'. It is a bíg fun to discuss with him.
But, what ara you thinkin' now, dear readerz, that was question, what are you thinking of rosa colour on the daily? Becausa Murat has now lidda Daughter! Poor guy hadda hard dayz waiting child is coming, anda ofcoursa also hiz wife. It is also very good he has daughter, so he can learna lot about having daughterz and that in modern timez it is equal you hava son or daughter! But, I know, Murat will make it: he is very, very happy with Selimara, the lidda girl.
The djerman administator, the Uribi staff and me, Mat Gundo, we wish you all the best - anda we ara still waiting for the Big Birthday Party - witha lotz of Chal-kô, special Uribi Highlandz wine, only drunk wenn beautiful daughta is born! Over-over-overstreamingz!