-mat gundo reportz- Dearezt reader! Our (still) friend Igor lampenhausen says he has very confidential materialz about our relationship with Guido Westerwell. Yes, we know Guido Westerwell, after his holidayz in Kazakstan, he did not wanted to wear blue hat anymore. In Uribi Highlandz he felt very free anda good, anda learned to speak liita bit High Uribi anda Uribi english, that's all!!
Our Director of the Uribi Secret Army, Leah Cim Tregge, has the following important message, an open letter to Mista Lampenhausen :
Dear Mista Lampenhausen!
This is official declaration from Security Department of Uribistan:
We have nothing to do with Möllman-case and have nothing to do with Westerwell boy!
Leah Cim Tregge (Uribi Secret Army - HQ)