August 30, 2007

something about marxistz anti-depressiv stuff with tatooed girl lydia

-Mat Gundo reportz- It is a sad thingie, looking at this Svizistan Nazi Party clip in the post before, and if I hear today the major of Müggelntown saying he is very proud being German, playing the naive guy, who does not see any neostupidz in his town (everybody is making same mistake: they think you must have skinny head or being in party to be a nazi-pig, but in Müggelntown it is 'the middle' who is a beating Indistani anda acting lika nazi-pigz !) - well, hearing those thingies, I thinka sometimez going back forever in great beloved Uribi Highlandz. But no! We hava mission here - in justa being here in Europe!
It was a nice idea from our Ambassador Goy to play the video with wonderful round Platnum Girl, dancing sweety anda sexy for depressive Murat. I heard he met the stewardess, Miss Nana Grû, of the Uribi Airlinez (he did not had money to buy ticket!), and now he is in Uribistan witha wife anda waiting for short timez coming lidda crying young Murat!
But now, I wanted to show otha nice video for Murat, becoming mora happy anda laughing! It is video from also great Uribi man, from great Uribi family. You know, lotz of Uribistani peoplez ara marxistz! But from Groucho triba! Till now, a very, very olda Brotha of Groucho, Lompo, lives in Uribistan, in neighbourhood of Hamasheyk, he is a 105 yearz old now! We all know Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Zeppo anda even Gummo. In Americanistan they went very famouz! It is all one family you know: Borat, Uncle Zappa, Groucho. They stay all in deepezt heart original Uribi!
Everybody heard in August the mess about Elvis, who died 30 yearz ago after shitting in his bathroom, he was ill, doped anda fat. We know: he did not left the building anymore! All otha stories are bullshit! But notice: as a young boy he made very good music! Well, King Elvis died on august 16th, 1977, but tree dayz later, an old man, the Real King, died also: Groucho, at the age of 87. And therefore, if there is one man we must remember, it is Groucho (anda I will ask the Canaillo site, whicha now ara making some fine anthropsfy philosophical stuff - to put great pic on sideboard - Groucho is one of the Greatezt - and I know that Kronstadt is real groucho-marxiszt).
We play video of Groucho, he is singing song about girl with tatooz allover the body, on her finezt partz. Here some linez of the song: "Oooh Lydia oh Lydia, say have you met Lydia, Lydia, the Tatooed Lady. She has eyes that folks adore so, And a torso even more so. Lydia oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia, Oh Lydia the Queen of Tatoo.On her back is the Battle of Waterloo, Beside it the wreck of the Hesperus, too. And proudly above waves the Red, White, and Blue. You can learn a lot from Lydia.La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la..." Isn't it fine to hava Girl with so many tatooz? You need not to read book anymore, if you want something to know, you only read your girl!

Kommentare:

Anonym hat gesagt…

Mat,
you are clairvoyant. My favourite song of Marxbrothas. I ama happy again. I usa PC of camper Hymer mobile who try to cross Uribi desert those Europeans are crazy buta very nica to let me on the Pc.
Magash!!!!!
Yours Murat ( ungoogled accounted Uribi brotha) Nina Gru, by all the Uribi Gods....

Anonym hat gesagt…

Lalala,Lalala
I am just as happy, look, this is my date, the application worked out, I am back here just as we said.
Hi good old Uribistan and all the Uribi gods!! Thank you so much for all the good times in the past and future.

See you tonight!!!
Försterliesel

Annette hat gesagt…

Na watt nu. Soll ich nu mitschauspielern incognito odr lieber mein Logo druntersetzen?
Die Försterliesel bin natürlich ich diesmal.

;-)