New fine giftz for Ascension Day!

mg reports - dear readerz! we promised you to present other fine Jesusdolls as a gift for Ascension Day! As you know, in the West of Europe, I thinka mostly in Tshermany, peoplez cannot handle anymore this DAy. They are so damned Materialistix that they cannot Imagine anymore the real Ascension of the Holy Son into the Heavenz! Therafore it isa very good that Ruud Steiner broughta Anthropsfy to the Peoplez of the West, to relearn what it is to Ascend to the Heavenz. In his speachez on Easter & Ascension on March 27. & May 7th, you can read a lot about thiz! Someone gave me this conversationz in a little booky - printed in 1958, it is a called: 'Der Ostergedanke - Die Himmelfahrtsoffenbarung und das Pfingstgeheimnis'. Happy timez with it! This is Gift 1!
The second Gift is a for all those peoplez (males) who cannot believe anymore this stuff, anda are in their thoughtz to stupid to gain new knowledge. They changed Ascension Day in 'Fatherday'. It isa one of the most stupid Inventionz I know. On that day you can see them, hangin' around in groupz, and a getting drunk & becoming bestial. Not capable to hava spiritual Experiencez. For those we hava nica Jesus Doll, he also looka little bit drunk - so they can identify themselves with Him, and remember, yes, it really is Ascension Day, in the Moment the Doll flies high in the Heavenz (special Ascension Mechanizm!). They get shocked!

Hera it is:

and the description: 11" soft, this cuddly Jesus plushy comes with a "W.W.I.D." (What Would I Do?) wristband. Ascension Propelling (about 10 Feet High Airglide)
details: weight 1.00 lbs price: $ 15.89
Happy Times!