- Mat Gundo reportz- Dearezt readerz! The Minister of the Interior, and the chairman of the Uribi Secret Army (Leah Cim Tregge), they let me write following thingiez: with the beginningz of 2008, it is official forbidden in the whole Free and Ever Young Republic of Uribistan to maka merchandise, selling and buying of women. Women are also free individual human beingz! (comm. Mat Gundo: as they were during all timez known history in the Uribi Highlandz - thiz kinda terror againzt women only was in Mid- anda Lowlandz, which were under sowjet-rulez anda also more islamic).
We know, that this kind of social behaviour is very olde, and also peoplez have their money dealing with this! There are olde familiez, who has great skills in merchandising anda trading with women, lika great Tzjop family anda their enterprise "Family Tradingz anda Merchandisez". Halim Tzjop, the present director, in thiz moments makes business with Murat Tchundyk, our great correspondent of The Daily. Mister Tchundyk now takes one great step in modern timez, and he gives freedom to all wifez in harem. Mista Tzjop now lika to maka business with one special wife, Annette girl, to sell her to our Ambassador in Berlin (if he still wantz). This can be very interesting business! Now, the ministry gives one opportunity to Mista Tzjop, to buy anda sell. Mista Tzjop can buy anda sell Annette till 31th of December. Afterwardz it's illegal, and Mizta Tzjop goes in jail.
To the official start of the auction we present to all interested peoplez (also mista Tzjop, after you can have all rightz) two pics of Annett - one is Annette with spectaclez, one without. She did not want to open the Burka, we are sorry. But enjoy it and give your opinion and ofcourse money!).
NEW: Important Newz from our Ambassador In Berlin! He send us new picz of Annette. Look also here!
We are very proud to publish one pic of our Ambassador on our site (below) , it's swimming pool szene with burka!