Dezember 18, 2007

Uribistan TV is coming!

- mat gundo reportz - It will not taka long time, then we hava our own tv-programz in Uribistan (oh, modern materialistix worldz!). Firzt experimental programz are on air. Therefore, that all peoplez in Uribistan can understand, we maka not only programm in High Classival Uribi but also in lotz of otha languagez, with lotz of subtitlez for Chinese, Japanese, Koreanz, Jewz, Arabz, English speaking, Djermz, Frenchz and so on. Ofcourse we must solve problem that through all written linez you still can see image, we are working on it. But I think result now is very nice. Firzt shotz are about our beloved Switzerland, with peoplez playing on what they are calling 'Häckebrett'. It is good x-mass timez topic! I asked our friendz from Terra Canaillo also to bring pilot show from our Uribi TV, they choose nice Belgian veganistix cooking programm, for your x-mass eatingz! Overstreamingz for you all!


Anonym hat gesagt…

Toll, meine Familie hat ein Hackbrett. Mit Holzklöppeln!

Für euren Dreh in der Schweiz könnt ich euch eine Ferienwohnung zur Verfügung stellen.

Aber ihr wollt ja sowieso nicht, das weiss ich schon im Voraus.

Christoph hat gesagt…

Why no Hebrew and Yiddish subtitles?

Mat Gundo hat gesagt…

@Annetty Girl: we already hava nice Chalet in Switzerland (Swiss embassy) with very nice secretary (Miss Liane)
@Our Ambassador Christoph in Berlin: in Uribi TV subtitlez are lotz anda from time to time changing. We also hava nice programms with hebrewix subtitlez! Here it is not necessary: most jewish peoplez understand swizzerdjerman and some swiss dialectz soundz lika jiddish after been beaten by big hammer (or big fat emmenthal cheesy).
Overstreamingz, Mat Gundo

Christoph hat gesagt…

Why not in Portuguese?

Murat Tchundyk hat gesagt…

Dearest Goy,
my grandfather asked this query outa ofa his grave as well why nota in jidddish ora in hebrew.
My knowledge in that is a nota quite kosher. I try a in Yiddish:
In onheyb hot got bashafn dem himl und di erd
Hot got gezogt zol vern likht. Und es iz gevorn likht. Ond de likht isa gfoln net nach jerusalem obr ins Appenzoeller lond.( Swiss yiddish version ofa the GENESIS)
I thinka my grandpa woulda turna himself ina grave.
Yours frändly Murat