MOBILISATION OF ALL GROUNDFORCES AND FAK HUE BRIGADE !

AFTER THE HEAVY AND SEVERE ATTACK ON OUR MINISTER FOR RECREATION, BIG TITTIES, SPAGHETTI, BOTTOX, MEDIA AND VIAGRA, MISTER BERLUSCONI, WE HAVE TO MAKE THE FOLLOWING RESTRICTIONS IN OUR CITIES FOR THE NEXT THREE WEEKS:

- RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES ARE FORBIDDEN! NO MORE THEATRE, SPORT & FOOTBALL AND SYLVESTERPARTIES!
- NO MORE BIG TITTIES ON TV, NIGHTCLUBS ARE CLOSED, EVERYBODY WITH BIG TITTIES HAS TO STAY AT HOME FROM 18.00 PM to 9.00 AM.(ONE EXCEPTION: IF IT'S POSSIBLE TO FIND AND CATCH MURAT TCHUNDYK WITH YOUR BIG TITTIES - YOU CAN USE THEM THE WHOLE DAY!)
- ALL PIZZA-TAXIS WILL BE CLOSED;
- ALLOWED ARE ONLY MEDIA (TV, RADIO; INTERNET,ETC.) CONTROLLED BY OUR MINISTER, MISTER BERLUSCONI;
- NO MORE BOTTOX TREATMENTS;
- VIAGRA IS FREE ONLY FOR MEMBERS OF THE GOUVERNMENT.

YOURS DEAR LEADER AND MAXIMO-GENERALISSIMO FAK HUE!

FAK HAIL!

To the People of the State of Uribistan. Here your Maximo Generalissimo and Dear Leader Fak Hue is speaking! Some dirty peoples are making riots in the streets of Hamasheyk! Stay in your homes! We will crush them away! Thea are enemies of our great Uribi Fak Hue Revolution!
STAY IN YOUR HOME,if you don't want to get shot by those bastards!
They came also in the house of our great online paper The Uribistan Daily. They could take away some codes to make a new header: DON'T BELIEVE THEM!
If you see this man on the left in the header, this is the so called 'His Holyness' MURAT TCHUNDYK, a simple goatfarmer, worker and corrupted saler of Uribi goods and illegal women-transfers, living originally in the slums of Pritbong, a known small city in the Lowlands. Beware: THIS MAN IS DANGEROUS!
On the right, you see his younger brother Marat Tchundyk. We know that he lives in this very moment in Djermanistan, telling bloody stories about Christmas. DON'T BELIEVE HIM. THIS MAN IS DANGEROUS TOO!
Everybody giving us information about these cruel and dirty brothers: please go to the next police station!
We keep this header on the Uribistan Daily a few days - just for you to remember these two bandits!
EVERYBODY WORKING TOGETHER WITH THE TCHUNDYK BROTHERS WILL BE PUT IN PRISON IMMEDIATELY!

Fak Hue, Maximo Generalissimo and his Administration.

FIRST FAK HUE PISS-OFF ACTION BY OUR MINISTER GADDAFI!

Dearest people of the Great State of Uribistan! First great deeds did happen in the world. Both our ministers Mister Ahmadinedschad (foreign office) anda Mister Gaddafi (cultural affairs and piss-off actions) did their work at United Nations in these days. Against bloody zionism and imperialism! We thank mister Gadaffi for his great piss-off speech at united nations assembly. This was our first public great international Fak Hue-Piss Off action!
Remember:
FAK HUE-ISM IS EVERYWHERE! THE FAK HUE DUSCIPLINO IS CONQUERING WORLD!
Hail to the Chief, Hail Fak Hue!

IMPORTANT MESSAGE: MY ADMINISTRATION

People of Uribistan! I, the famous, perpetuous maximo-generalissimo of the State of Uribistan, Fak Hue, have decided to install a new administration. Our country is a strong country!
I installed the following capable persons in very important positions to make the best out of our State! Please remember, in our streets, in our offices, everywhere in Uribistan, say to each other: Hail to the Chief, Hail Fak Hue!

In our Foreign Office and Female Rights Programm: the great capable leader Mister Ahmadinedshad, will serve our country in building good relations with all other countries of good will!









In our Ministery of Homeland Security and Secret State Police , the fantastic mister Putin will do his job:












As we said a month ago, Defense - the honourable mister Ahmad Wahidi!







Cultural Relations, Comics, Cabaret anda Piss-Off actions will be done by the incredible mister Gaddafi:








Education, our High Intelligence Programm and Waterboarding will be done by our new citizen and admirer of Uribistan: Mister Dabbelhue Bush:












Science, Nuclear Programms and other Mysteries, the eternal living mister Kim Jung Il:











Recreation, Big Titties and Spaghetti, Bottox, Media and Viagra: the famous mister Silvio Berlusconi!









And, just for fun, internal relations, folies bergères, le magnifique monsieur Sarkozy:

Hail to the Chief we have chosen for the nation,

Hail to the Chief! We salute him, one and all.

Hail to the Chief, as we pledge cooperation

In proud fulfillment of a great, noble call.

Yours is the aim to make this grand country grander,

This you will do, that’s our strong, firm belief.

Hail to the one we selected as commander,

Hail to the President! Hail to the Chief!

HAIL TO THE CHIEF, HAIL FAK HUE!

WE DON'T WANNA HAVE VISITORS - JUST WORKERS!

Workers of Uribistan! We don't wanna have anymore visitors in our great Nation of Uribistan! No more time for cuckoo, no more time for children'S play - now it's time to obey and to work!

Fak Hue, Leader of the New State of Uribistan

ATTENTION: THIS IS NOT A MESSAGE OF THE RENEGADE AND STATE ENEMY MAT GUNDELJEW, AS WRITTEN BELOW. THE OFFICER OF PROPAGANDA WILL CHANGE THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!

CLINTON VISITING TRUNG LÂ

We are very pleased in this difficult, but victorious and historical days, to welcome mister Bill Clinton (former american president) and some of his helpers. He spoke with Trung Lâ about lots of essentials. We show official picture here, also in background on the right mister Fak Hue. Please note:
-The Cuckoo-revolution is over! Everybody with Cuckoo-signs, walking naked on the streets, will be arrested!
-Gay-men, with length more as 3 meters, have to maka visit in our former Department of Security. Now called Department of Perpetuous Victory. We ask you to collaborate with our New People'S Council. Chök Hak time is over!
-Tourists, still here, can go back in their countrty, telling about the great advantages we make in our New State! Those, who like to stay, can help uswith 1) money 2) working in goat-farms 3) in Anauh Iram fields. You help us very much, telling us, were we can find Kamel Sutré- and Cuckoo-minded people, so we can help them. You can receive great reward for this! WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT FROM MAT GUNDELJEW (his real name)! IN A FEW DAYS WE WILL CHANGE ALL ITEMS ON THE URIBISTAN DAILY! FAK HUE, SPECIAL SUPERVISOR

MESSAGE

People of Uribistan!
(1) The renegade and corrupt Chök Hak is gone. He is in exile.
(2) The so called Cuckoo-revolution is dead! Mat Gundo and many others are in our stateprison near Hamasheyk.
(3) From today on, everybody has to go again to his work, to his school, otherwise has to stay in his/her home. Our special New Order Police (NOP) will controll everything.
(4) Special cards for everybody will appear next two weeks.
(5) All power is in our hands: the New Uribi Council
Commander Trung Lâ, Vice-Commander Fak Hue.

WARNING: THIS MESSAGE IS NOT WRITTEN BY OUR ENEMY OF THE STATE MAT GUNDELJEW (as written below)!! AS SOON AS POSSIBLE WE WILL CHANGE ALL ITEMS ON THE URIBISTAN DAILY (Fak Hue, Special Supervisor of The UR. DAILY)

Bill Clinton visitz also Chök Hak.

Mat Gundo reportz - What the hell is happening in our beautiful country? After visiting Kim Jong il in N-Korea, mister Clinton is visiting our almost-dictator Chök Hak! (read also Terra Canaillo, in Djerman) And look at those guyz behind him: all kindz of CIA anda Ex-Mossad types. The girly right on the pic is Trung Lâ. For a while she did some Kamel Sutré classes, but then she left our basic-camp in the Highlandz. Her family is not very kosher: collaborationz with the sowjetz, dealingz with all kindz of weaponz, money anda drugiez! From yesterday on, she is a new minister for tourism. Thiz is a disaster! Let us go on with big and beautiful Cuckoo-Demonstrationz! Viva la Fuerza de Cuco!

Join our Cuckoo Demonstrations! Support Uribistan!

Mat Gundo reportz - Dearezt readerz, dearezt supporters of a Free anda EverYoung Uribistan! Thank you so very much, we are very happy for supporting us, and helping my friend Murat Joy Tchundyk coming out of the bloody handz of the banditz of Chök Hak. Particularly great thanks to Woodgirl, Maurulamgirl anda now also AOEA-girl for helping HH Tchundyk and giving him good treatment! On Terra Canaillo you can read some inside newz about the thingz now happening in Uribistan. Yes, after all, it was no good idea to help Chök Hak - he changed some important factorz on our HUH-experiment in Hamasheyk. It was a bad thing. It was some karma I still have from also bad timez in my atlantic inkarnation. But now thiz problem is solved. We will fight Chök Hak and all otha enemies of a free anda EvereYoung Uribistan! We use theatre, music, actionz, demonstrationz, cuckoo-magix, natural nakedness, with lotz of peace, fun anda happiness. Enjoy us! Come to Uribistan - anda, if thiz is impossible: MAKA CUCKOO DEMONSTRATION IN YOUR COUNTRY, PLACE, VILLAGE ! Just copy our Cuckoo-symbol anda make great poster! Go naked, go free for a New Uribistan!
Overstreamingz to Everybody!

Communiqué 6

People of Uribistan! Your Comrade and Leader is speaking here, not for me alone, but as the Voice of our People's Council and also as the Voice of our great People's Republic! In economic way we made a big step forwards! Our social system develops, and in the streets, in our cities, villages and in the country we only find healthy, happy people! But: there are forces in our country, many of them coming from abroad, trying to bring chaos, civil war and criminal-capitalism!

It was a good idea to give those people with great interests in our great civilisation, in our history and culture, a possibility to learn our oldest (some say also 'most secret', but this is reactionary mystification!) cultural technique: Kamel Sutré. But what happens? It is an oversexed popular bingo-show! We don't want to be a second Thailand, Ukraine, Las Vegas or Mega-Reeperbahn on a Bohlen-level! It was a very good action of mister Mat Gundo, he did with the cuckooisation of the First Public Kamel Sutré days. But we are very disappointed with mister Murat Tchundyks action on the Terra Canaillo site! There is only one solution to give unity to our great nation: THE KAMEL SUTRÉ DAYS ARE OVER! We will finish this mess immediately! If Murat Tchundyk appears somewhere in our country or tries to come back in Uribistan, he will be arrested! We give 250.000 UR$ to everybody who brings this man to our Gouvernment!

From now on, in every big city with more as 25.000 inhabitants, it is forbidden to go in groups of more as 3 persons. You can go in your streets from 6.30 AM in the morning, until 19.00 PM in the evening. If you go on streets before or after this time, you are arrested! But: keep calm, stay in peace, and nothing severe happens with you! Only those elements, who want to destroy our nation must take attention, I just say to them: your time is over, you are done! Victory to the People of Uribistan, your Comrade an Leader Chök Hak.