People of Uribistan!
(1) The renegade and corrupt Chök Hak is gone. He is in exile.
(2) The so called Cuckoo-revolution is dead! Mat Gundo and many others are in our stateprison near Hamasheyk.
(3) From today on, everybody has to go again to his work, to his school, otherwise has to stay in his/her home. Our special New Order Police (NOP) will controll everything.
(4) Special cards for everybody will appear next two weeks.
(5) All power is in our hands: the New Uribi Council
Commander Trung Lâ, Vice-Commander Fak Hue.
WARNING: THIS MESSAGE IS NOT WRITTEN BY OUR ENEMY OF THE STATE MAT GUNDELJEW (as written below)!! AS SOON AS POSSIBLE WE WILL CHANGE ALL ITEMS ON THE URIBISTAN DAILY (Fak Hue, Special Supervisor of The UR. DAILY)