To the People of the State of Uribistan. Here your Maximo Generalissimo and Dear Leader Fak Hue is speaking! Some dirty peoples are making riots in the streets of Hamasheyk! Stay in your homes! We will crush them away! Thea are enemies of our great Uribi Fak Hue Revolution!
STAY IN YOUR HOME,if you don't want to get shot by those bastards!
They came also in the house of our great online paper The Uribistan Daily. They could take away some codes to make a new header: DON'T BELIEVE THEM!
If you see this man on the left in the header, this is the so called 'His Holyness' MURAT TCHUNDYK, a simple goatfarmer, worker and corrupted saler of Uribi goods and illegal women-transfers, living originally in the slums of Pritbong, a known small city in the Lowlands. Beware: THIS MAN IS DANGEROUS!
On the right, you see his younger brother Marat Tchundyk. We know that he lives in this very moment in Djermanistan, telling bloody stories about Christmas. DON'T BELIEVE HIM. THIS MAN IS DANGEROUS TOO!
Everybody giving us information about these cruel and dirty brothers: please go to the next police station!
We keep this header on the Uribistan Daily a few days - just for you to remember these two bandits!
EVERYBODY WORKING TOGETHER WITH THE TCHUNDYK BROTHERS WILL BE PUT IN PRISON IMMEDIATELY!
Fak Hue, Maximo Generalissimo and his Administration.