We are very pleased in this difficult, but victorious and historical days, to welcome mister Bill Clinton (former american president) and some of his helpers. He spoke with Trung Lâ about lots of essentials. We show official picture here, also in background on the right mister Fak Hue. Please note:
-The Cuckoo-revolution is over! Everybody with Cuckoo-signs, walking naked on the streets, will be arrested!
-Gay-men, with length more as 3 meters, have to maka visit in our former Department of Security. Now called Department of Perpetuous Victory. We ask you to collaborate with our New People'S Council. Chök Hak time is over!
-Tourists, still here, can go back in their countrty, telling about the great advantages we make in our New State! Those, who like to stay, can help uswith 1) money 2) working in goat-farms 3) in Anauh Iram fields. You help us very much, telling us, were we can find Kamel Sutré- and Cuckoo-minded people, so we can help them. You can receive great reward for this! WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT FROM MAT GUNDELJEW (his real name)! IN A FEW DAYS WE WILL CHANGE ALL ITEMS ON THE URIBISTAN DAILY! FAK HUE, SPECIAL SUPERVISOR