Juli 31, 2009
People of Uribistan! Your Comrade and Leader is speaking here, not for me alone, but as the Voice of our People's Council and also as the Voice of our great People's Republic! In economic way we made a big step forwards! Our social system develops, and in the streets, in our cities, villages and in the country we only find healthy, happy people! But: there are forces in our country, many of them coming from abroad, trying to bring chaos, civil war and criminal-capitalism!
It was a good idea to give those people with great interests in our great civilisation, in our history and culture, a possibility to learn our oldest (some say also 'most secret', but this is reactionary mystification!) cultural technique: Kamel Sutré. But what happens? It is an oversexed popular bingo-show! We don't want to be a second Thailand, Ukraine, Las Vegas or Mega-Reeperbahn on a Bohlen-level! It was a very good action of mister Mat Gundo, he did with the cuckooisation of the First Public Kamel Sutré days. But we are very disappointed with mister Murat Tchundyks action on the Terra Canaillo site! There is only one solution to give unity to our great nation: THE KAMEL SUTRÉ DAYS ARE OVER! We will finish this mess immediately! If Murat Tchundyk appears somewhere in our country or tries to come back in Uribistan, he will be arrested! We give 250.000 UR$ to everybody who brings this man to our Gouvernment!
From now on, in every big city with more as 25.000 inhabitants, it is forbidden to go in groups of more as 3 persons. You can go in your streets from 6.30 AM in the morning, until 19.00 PM in the evening. If you go on streets before or after this time, you are arrested! But: keep calm, stay in peace, and nothing severe happens with you! Only those elements, who want to destroy our nation must take attention, I just say to them: your time is over, you are done! Victory to the People of Uribistan, your Comrade an Leader Chök Hak.