I installed the following capable persons in very important positions to make the best out of our State! Please remember, in our streets, in our offices, everywhere in Uribistan, say to each other: Hail to the Chief, Hail Fak Hue!
In our Foreign Office and Female Rights Programm: the great capable leader Mister Ahmadinedshad, will serve our country in building good relations with all other countries of good will!
In our Ministery of Homeland Security and Secret State Police , the fantastic mister Putin will do his job:
As we said a month ago, Defense - the honourable mister Ahmad Wahidi!
Cultural Relations, Comics, Cabaret anda Piss-Off actions will be done by the incredible mister Gaddafi:
Education, our High Intelligence Programm and Waterboarding will be done by our new citizen and admirer of Uribistan: Mister Dabbelhue Bush:
Science, Nuclear Programms and other Mysteries, the eternal living mister Kim Jung Il:
Recreation, Big Titties and Spaghetti, Bottox, Media and Viagra: the famous mister Silvio Berlusconi!
And, just for fun, internal relations, folies bergères, le magnifique monsieur Sarkozy:
- Hail to the Chief we have chosen for the nation,
- Hail to the Chief! We salute him, one and all.
- Hail to the Chief, as we pledge cooperation
- In proud fulfillment of a great, noble call.
- Yours is the aim to make this grand country grander,
- This you will do, that’s our strong, firm belief.
- Hail to the one we selected as commander,
- Hail to the President! Hail to the Chief!