Dearezt sistas anda brothas! Yes, now it's time to speak lida bit with you about myself, during lifetime as Mat Gundo. Lotz of brothas anda sistas are asking me: what happened in prison in Fak Hue terrortimez in Uribistan?
Well, everybody here reading the Uribistan Daily, knows history of Uribistan. Also the fact, that in sowjet timez only part of Uribistan was visible. This, because our great highland shamans of the past, did the great, difficult disappearance trick. Over 72 years our great country disappeared, has national pralaya form (only some lowlandz were visible anda part of sowjet republic). Now, in thiz horrible Fak Hue timez it was same: in highlandz the Shamanic Union of Uribistan asked the 12 secret high-shamans, they will do disappearance trick again. Ofcourse, it is risky thingy:you don't know, you can come back again in visible, materialistic world! In meantime, they throw me in dirty Fak Hue prison. And now, you must imagine: in the Highlandz the shaman colleages started with the Disappearance Magix. And I started to become bigger and bigger, to spread out over Uribistan. Thiz was part of our shamanistic action. Ofcourse on an etheric level, but on otha hand I disappeared also on materialistic level. One day,I was gone. Thiz was very bad situation for Fak Hue gouvernment: the Fak Hue cowardz did not have me anymore, but I was everywhere. They were very anxious and afraid, could not sleep anymore, and went total nuts. Well,you know the rest: the Fak Hue dictatorship is gone now, anda we hava Free anda EverYoung republic again (know you can imagine the real meaning of this name, EverYoung!). But for me, the material body was gone - there was only one possibility to come back: I began a spiritual community anda union with bastardbrotha of HH Murat Joy Tchundyk, Marat.
Well, here I am again, hello everybody! Overstreamingz, yourz Ma(ra)t Tchundyk Gundo! Uribistan is a land of miraclez!