Dearezt sistas anda brothas! Yes, now it's time to speak lida bit with you about myself, during lifetime as Mat Gundo. Lotz of brothas anda sistas are asking me: what happened in prison in Fak Hue terrortimez in Uribistan?
Well, everybody here reading the Uribistan Daily, knows history of Uribistan. Also the fact, that in sowjet timez only part of Uribistan was visible. This, because our great highland shamans of the past, did the great, difficult disappearance trick. Over 72 years our great country disappeared, has national pralaya form (only some lowlandz were visible anda part of sowjet republic). Now, in thiz horrible Fak Hue timez it was same: in highlandz the Shamanic Union of Uribistan asked the 12 secret high-shamans, they will do disappearance trick again. Ofcourse, it is risky thingy:you don't know, you can come back again in visible, materialistic world! In meantime, they throw me in dirty Fak Hue prison. And now, you must imagine: in the Highlandz the shaman colleages started with the Disappearance Magix. And I started to become bigger and bigger, to spread out over Uribistan. Thiz was part of our shamanistic action. Ofcourse on an etheric level, but on otha hand I disappeared also on materialistic level. One day,I was gone. Thiz was very bad situation for Fak Hue gouvernment: the Fak Hue cowardz did not have me anymore, but I was everywhere. They were very anxious and afraid, could not sleep anymore, and went total nuts. Well,you know the rest: the Fak Hue dictatorship is gone now, anda we hava Free anda EverYoung republic again (know you can imagine the real meaning of this name, EverYoung!). But for me, the material body was gone - there was only one possibility to come back: I began a spiritual community anda union with bastardbrotha of HH Murat Joy Tchundyk, Marat.
Well, here I am again, hello everybody! Overstreamingz, yourz Ma(ra)t Tchundyk Gundo! Uribistan is a land of miraclez!
18 Kommentare:
Hallo Marat,
wir sind froh, dich zurückzuhaben, gell. Und ausserdem bist du lieb, dass du uns hier kommentieren lässt, weil du da bist.
Probanden für die STIGMATODORON-Studie bekommen nachher aber schon auch eine Tube Sanddorn-Handcreme, odr?
@ Liesel:Das ist ein herrlicher Werbetext, gratuliere!!
in Eile AOEA
Liebe Liesel,
eine Freundin hat mir mal die Granatapfel-Handcreme geschickt. Sehr lecker (die Duftnote)
No spreken zie deutch! I adore you! From one crazy shaman/showman to another, I bow to you mon fruer! :)!
Dearest lovely Cara or how we say here Magash Cara!!
It isa great that you come all the way from Portland to visit us. Here we do speak Uribienglish, english everybooty canna understand from jamicaa to Siberia. Our Uribi Highland Shamans are communicating witha Air and Fire spirits or Elemental Beings. The Midland Shamans are talking to the Water Elementals at the Baquiri Waterfalls. And the Uribi Lowland Shamans are responsible to keep up the communication tube to the earthe elementals.
what is your field of special work?
We hope to see you more often here and I hope our Uribi english isa nota puttin you off. Everbooty isa able to communicate in English witha you except Barbara.
Say hello to all Elemental Beings in Portland, Washington!
His Holine$$
Murat Joy Tchundyk
Du Murat,
löschst du jetzt all meine Kommentare oder darf ich noch was sagen?
Psst...!....silence
'N blog ist nicht zum Stillsein, sondern zum Mitreden da.
Du, Murat,
der Herrmann will jetzt bestimmt, dass sich Leute so skurril und vertraulich unflätig miteinander benehmen, dass er wieder was zum Löschen hat...
Dearest lovely Maurulam!
Say it whats in your heart you canna say it now. Dont be afraid!
Yes Herrmann the mosnster lika to delete comments here.
Anyway whats up?
His Holine$$
Murat Joy Tchundyk
P.S. Canna you all continue in English on this thread becausa we hava visitor from Over sea.
Thanx and magash!
Hey Moment! Erstmal schnackseln!
Hallo Muratchen,
den Herrmann find ich eigentlich ganz menschlich, und ausserdem soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo niedlich. Könnte man nicht mal ein Date ausmachen, um Gartenzwerge zu sammeln? Ich kenn da einen Spazierweg mit Bach, der wär genau richtig.
Herrmann, please come and make some action here! This woman is horrible!
Na gut, dann halt wiedermal nicht. Aber der Murat hat gedagt, ich soll mich nicht fürchten.
Sind das Hottinger Zwerge? Die sind nicht so gut. Leider ist die Originalstrickanleitung wohl in vergessenheit geraten...
Dearezt Avatar devotee J.N.! Yes, four of the lida Dwarfs are Hottinga. They are even original Hottinger, made by old woman Hottinger in Beatenberg, Switzystan. (there were also lived Mary S. at very end of her dayz). We hava to take care of them lotz. Meanwhile they hava about 40 years or more being here visible in material worldz. They came to Uribistan, because they lika it here very much.
Overstreamingz, Murat Tchundyk Gundo.
Sehr geehrter Herr devotee,
für die Hottingers liesse ich mich erweichen. Aber ich dachte der Herrmann...
Also jetzt habe ich aber eine Frage, was möchtest du wissen, warum die nach Uribistan kommen?
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