-Mat Gundo reportz- What ara you thinkin' now, dear readerz? It is all about troubling in anthropsfyworldz, great discussingz at Nerony's and at Egoist Triba, and our Ambassador, I don't know where he is: ill, tired, holidayz, fallin' in lova, disappeared, justa very busy with diplomatic activitiez? Anda all those postz about racism anda book of mister Zanders (remember, we didda uribi tranzlation), anda now I red Joseph C. also wrote book lika that, anda Happy Beater isa fine combatting here at The Daily. I'm thinking about to giva him a kinda of Guezt status, to writa from time to time hiz happy beating thoughtz. Why not, lika guy Broder in 'The Mirror'. It is a bíg fun to discuss with him.
But, what ara you thinkin' now, dear readerz, that was question, what are you thinking of rosa colour on the daily? Becausa Murat has now lidda Daughter! Poor guy hadda hard dayz waiting child is coming, anda ofcoursa also hiz wife. It is also very good he has daughter, so he can learna lot about having daughterz and that in modern timez it is equal you hava son or daughter! But, I know, Murat will make it: he is very, very happy with Selimara, the lidda girl.
The djerman administator, the Uribi staff and me, Mat Gundo, we wish you all the best - anda we ara still waiting for the Big Birthday Party - witha lotz of Chal-kô, special Uribi Highlandz wine, only drunk wenn beautiful daughta is born! Over-over-overstreamingz!
September 06, 2007
September 01, 2007
Das Fliegenpapier
Ich sitze hier und philosphiere wie andere Blogs über das Bloggen. Bloggereien oder die Bloggerei und während ich diesen Gedankengänge hinterher denke, baumelt mir das Fliegenpapier, welches über dem Haupt PC im Office der URIBISTAN DAILY hängt, gefährlich nahe ans Gesicht. Murat hingegen geniesst eine Fliegenfreie Zeit in der Wüste. Ich lese ein Buch, das sich irgendwie in unsere Redaktion geschlichen hat. Aus einer Kurzgeschichte:
(...)Wenn sich eine Fliege darauf niederlässt - nicht besonders gierig, mehr aus Konvention, weil schon so viele andere da sind - klebt sie zuerst nur mit den äussersten, umgebogenen Gliedern aller ihrer Beinchen fest. (...) Von unten steigen verwirrende Dünste auf. Wie ein kleiner Hammer tastet ihre Zunge heraus. Ihr Kopf ist braun und haarig, wie aus einer Kokosnuss gemacht; wie menschenähnliche Negeridole. Sie biegen sich vor und zurück auf ihren festgeschlungenen Beinchen, beugen sich in den Knien und stemmen sich empor, wie Menschen es machen, die auf alle Weise versuchen, eine zu schwere Last zu bewegen; tragischer als Arbeiter es tun, wahrer im sportlichen Ausdruck der äussersten Anstrengung als Laokoon. Und dann kommt der immer gleich seltsame Augenblick, wo das Bedürfnis einer gegenwärtigen Sekunde über alle Dauergefühle des Daseins siegt. Es ist der Augenblick, wo ein Kletterer wegen des Schmerzes in den Fingern freiwillig den Griff der Hand öffnet,(...)Immer aber ist der Feind bloss passiv und gewinnt bloss von ihren verzweifelten, verwirrten Augenblicken. Ein Nichts, ein ES zieht sie hinein. So langsam, dass man dem kaum zu folgen vermag, und meist mit einer jähen Beschleunigung am Ende, wenn der letzte innere Zusammenbruch über sie kommt. Sie lassen sich dann plötzlich fallen, nach vorne aufs Gesicht, über die Beine weg; oder seitlich, alle Beine von sich gestreckt; oft auch auf die Seite, mit den Beinen rückwärts rudernd. So liegen sie da. Wie gestürzte Aeroplane, die mit einem Flügel in die Luft ragen. Oder wie krepierte Pferde. Oder mit unendlichen Gebärden der Verzweiflung. Oder wie Schläfer. Noch am nächsten Tag wacht manchmal eine auf, tastet eine Weile mit einem Bein oder schwirrt mit dem Flügel. Manchmal geht solch eine Bewegung über das ganze Feld, dann sinken sie alle noch ein wenig tiefer in ihren Tod.(...)
Wie heisst der Autor, liebe Blogger? Und sind wir Blogger nicht auch mit unserer Bloggerei dem ES auf den Leim gegangen? Sind wir dazu in der Lage dieses virtuelle Fliegenpapier= die Blogs, die uns ärgern oder magisch anziehen, einfach so mir nichts dir nichts zu verlassen. Was hält uns?
Herrmann Finkelsteen Djerman Administrator
August 30, 2007
something about marxistz anti-depressiv stuff with tatooed girl lydia
-Mat Gundo reportz- It is a sad thingie, looking at this Svizistan Nazi Party clip in the post before, and if I hear today the major of Müggelntown saying he is very proud being German, playing the naive guy, who does not see any neostupidz in his town (everybody is making same mistake: they think you must have skinny head or being in party to be a nazi-pig, but in Müggelntown it is 'the middle' who is a beating Indistani anda acting lika nazi-pigz !) - well, hearing those thingies, I thinka sometimez going back forever in great beloved Uribi Highlandz. But no! We hava mission here - in justa being here in Europe!
It was a nice idea from our Ambassador Goy to play the video with wonderful round Platnum Girl, dancing sweety anda sexy for depressive Murat. I heard he met the stewardess, Miss Nana Grû, of the Uribi Airlinez (he did not had money to buy ticket!), and now he is in Uribistan witha wife anda waiting for short timez coming lidda crying young Murat!
But now, I wanted to show otha nice video for Murat, becoming mora happy anda laughing! It is video from also great Uribi man, from great Uribi family. You know, lotz of Uribistani peoplez ara marxistz! But from Groucho triba! Till now, a very, very olda Brotha of Groucho, Lompo, lives in Uribistan, in neighbourhood of Hamasheyk, he is a 105 yearz old now! We all know Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Zeppo anda even Gummo. In Americanistan they went very famouz! It is all one family you know: Borat, Uncle Zappa, Groucho. They stay all in deepezt heart original Uribi!
Everybody heard in August the mess about Elvis, who died 30 yearz ago after shitting in his bathroom, he was ill, doped anda fat. We know: he did not left the building anymore! All otha stories are bullshit! But notice: as a young boy he made very good music! Well, King Elvis died on august 16th, 1977, but tree dayz later, an old man, the Real King, died also: Groucho, at the age of 87. And therefore, if there is one man we must remember, it is Groucho (anda I will ask the Canaillo site, whicha now ara making some fine anthropsfy philosophical stuff - to put great pic on sideboard - Groucho is one of the Greatezt - and I know that Kronstadt is real groucho-marxiszt).
We play video of Groucho, he is singing song about girl with tatooz allover the body, on her finezt partz. Here some linez of the song: "Oooh Lydia oh Lydia, say have you met Lydia, Lydia, the Tatooed Lady. She has eyes that folks adore so, And a torso even more so. Lydia oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia, Oh Lydia the Queen of Tatoo.On her back is the Battle of Waterloo, Beside it the wreck of the Hesperus, too. And proudly above waves the Red, White, and Blue. You can learn a lot from Lydia.La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la..." Isn't it fine to hava Girl with so many tatooz? You need not to read book anymore, if you want something to know, you only read your girl!
It was a nice idea from our Ambassador Goy to play the video with wonderful round Platnum Girl, dancing sweety anda sexy for depressive Murat. I heard he met the stewardess, Miss Nana Grû, of the Uribi Airlinez (he did not had money to buy ticket!), and now he is in Uribistan witha wife anda waiting for short timez coming lidda crying young Murat!
But now, I wanted to show otha nice video for Murat, becoming mora happy anda laughing! It is video from also great Uribi man, from great Uribi family. You know, lotz of Uribistani peoplez ara marxistz! But from Groucho triba! Till now, a very, very olda Brotha of Groucho, Lompo, lives in Uribistan, in neighbourhood of Hamasheyk, he is a 105 yearz old now! We all know Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Zeppo anda even Gummo. In Americanistan they went very famouz! It is all one family you know: Borat, Uncle Zappa, Groucho. They stay all in deepezt heart original Uribi!
Everybody heard in August the mess about Elvis, who died 30 yearz ago after shitting in his bathroom, he was ill, doped anda fat. We know: he did not left the building anymore! All otha stories are bullshit! But notice: as a young boy he made very good music! Well, King Elvis died on august 16th, 1977, but tree dayz later, an old man, the Real King, died also: Groucho, at the age of 87. And therefore, if there is one man we must remember, it is Groucho (anda I will ask the Canaillo site, whicha now ara making some fine anthropsfy philosophical stuff - to put great pic on sideboard - Groucho is one of the Greatezt - and I know that Kronstadt is real groucho-marxiszt).
We play video of Groucho, he is singing song about girl with tatooz allover the body, on her finezt partz. Here some linez of the song: "Oooh Lydia oh Lydia, say have you met Lydia, Lydia, the Tatooed Lady. She has eyes that folks adore so, And a torso even more so. Lydia oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia, Oh Lydia the Queen of Tatoo.On her back is the Battle of Waterloo, Beside it the wreck of the Hesperus, too. And proudly above waves the Red, White, and Blue. You can learn a lot from Lydia.La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la..." Isn't it fine to hava Girl with so many tatooz? You need not to read book anymore, if you want something to know, you only read your girl!
August 29, 2007
Schweizistan muss rassisch rein bleiben
Wir haben Murat in die Wüste geschickt. Die letzten Tage waren einfach zu viel für ihn. Als er dann noch hörte, dass ein Irakischer Uribi brother auf offener Strasse von einem
Deutschen mit einem Baseballschläger zusammen geschlagen wurde, packte er seine Koffer und ging. Ich habe ihn versucht zu beruhigen, vielleicht hat ihn ja der Iraki provoziert mit " Nazischwein" oder "Lederhosenficker". Murat meinte nur, dass er sich nicht vorstellen könne, dass ein Asylsucher einen kräftigen Deutschen ohne Haare, der mit einem Baseballschläger flannieren geht, so verbal missbrauchen würde. Ja ich habe überlegt, wo Murat recht hat, hat er recht, aber wie gesagt diese Ausländer in Djermainistan oder Schweizistan sind auch nicht ohne, wie folgendes Wahlkampfvideo einer demokratischen Partei in Schweizistan beweist. Schweizistan hat von Gross Djermanistan gelernt, da die Schweizistanis aber etwas langsamer und besonnener reagieren, haben sie 60 Jahre gewartet und kopieren Propagandafilme aus dem Dritten Gross Djermanistan. Überzeugen Sie sich selbst:
Die ausländischen Jugendlichen Schauspieler wurden von einer Produktionsfirma gefragt, ob sie in einem Gewaltpräventionsfilm mitspielen möchten. Erst hinterher wurde ihnen klar, dass sie von einer Partei missbraucht wurden. Die Eltern der jugendlichen Schauspieler klagten erfolgreich. Das Video muss weg von der Wahlkampfseite. Aber es gibt offensichtlich Stimmen in Schweizistan, die wieder Missbrauch riechen, werden die jugendlichen Schläger auch noch finanziell entschädigt. Hoffentlich! Das ganze schweizerische Geld, das bei den inländischen Ausländern verschwindet...Unglaublich.
Herrmann Finkelstein djerman Administrator
P.S. Diese Partei wird der bürgerlichen Mitte zugerechnet, freiheitlich demokratisch gesehen. An alle Linken und Menschen jüdischer Herkunft Achtung vor politischen Kurzschlussreflexen: es gibt also keinen Grund zur Panikmache. Murat würde sagen: relaxa my fränds!
Deutschen mit einem Baseballschläger zusammen geschlagen wurde, packte er seine Koffer und ging. Ich habe ihn versucht zu beruhigen, vielleicht hat ihn ja der Iraki provoziert mit " Nazischwein" oder "Lederhosenficker". Murat meinte nur, dass er sich nicht vorstellen könne, dass ein Asylsucher einen kräftigen Deutschen ohne Haare, der mit einem Baseballschläger flannieren geht, so verbal missbrauchen würde. Ja ich habe überlegt, wo Murat recht hat, hat er recht, aber wie gesagt diese Ausländer in Djermainistan oder Schweizistan sind auch nicht ohne, wie folgendes Wahlkampfvideo einer demokratischen Partei in Schweizistan beweist. Schweizistan hat von Gross Djermanistan gelernt, da die Schweizistanis aber etwas langsamer und besonnener reagieren, haben sie 60 Jahre gewartet und kopieren Propagandafilme aus dem Dritten Gross Djermanistan. Überzeugen Sie sich selbst:
Die ausländischen Jugendlichen Schauspieler wurden von einer Produktionsfirma gefragt, ob sie in einem Gewaltpräventionsfilm mitspielen möchten. Erst hinterher wurde ihnen klar, dass sie von einer Partei missbraucht wurden. Die Eltern der jugendlichen Schauspieler klagten erfolgreich. Das Video muss weg von der Wahlkampfseite. Aber es gibt offensichtlich Stimmen in Schweizistan, die wieder Missbrauch riechen, werden die jugendlichen Schläger auch noch finanziell entschädigt. Hoffentlich! Das ganze schweizerische Geld, das bei den inländischen Ausländern verschwindet...Unglaublich.
Herrmann Finkelstein djerman Administrator
P.S. Diese Partei wird der bürgerlichen Mitte zugerechnet, freiheitlich demokratisch gesehen. An alle Linken und Menschen jüdischer Herkunft Achtung vor politischen Kurzschlussreflexen: es gibt also keinen Grund zur Panikmache. Murat würde sagen: relaxa my fränds!
August 28, 2007
Open letter to INFO 3
Dearest INFO 3 editorial stuff,
It isa autumn and you are gonna evolve all happily togetha in Herbstakademie in Amselhof. Good luck.You desperately needa ita. You never answered to Murats offer to giva public talk there about his incarnation of an ape who was the first who became a proper human being. Okay you missed the chance of your life. Also here is a video respond to your war mongering essays in your "so evolved" essays over the last few years. Justa reflex to the lefties!????, whata poor explanation Mr. Heisterkamp!!!
NWA is somehow right about critiscism although she is stränsch too as we all who belonginga to Antopsfy Blogheads.
Enjoy the beautiful month of SEPTEMBER
Yours pawlowian dog reacting to the biggest Bullshit ever written in Antropsfy history.
Yours frändly Murat
Following sentences were inscribed after 10th commentat 21 Uirbitime 15 MET
My refused application for Herbstakademie in Amselhof.
And Mr Heisterkamps essay sayin sorry: Irakkrieg vier jahre danach, april 2007. I was readin it at the cave ofa old hippie who isa djerman Antropsfy bloghead in exile.
It isa autumn and you are gonna evolve all happily togetha in Herbstakademie in Amselhof. Good luck.You desperately needa ita. You never answered to Murats offer to giva public talk there about his incarnation of an ape who was the first who became a proper human being. Okay you missed the chance of your life. Also here is a video respond to your war mongering essays in your "so evolved" essays over the last few years. Justa reflex to the lefties!????, whata poor explanation Mr. Heisterkamp!!!
NWA is somehow right about critiscism although she is stränsch too as we all who belonginga to Antopsfy Blogheads.
Enjoy the beautiful month of SEPTEMBER
Yours pawlowian dog reacting to the biggest Bullshit ever written in Antropsfy history.
Yours frändly Murat
Following sentences were inscribed after 10th commentat 21 Uirbitime 15 MET
My refused application for Herbstakademie in Amselhof.
And Mr Heisterkamps essay sayin sorry: Irakkrieg vier jahre danach, april 2007. I was readin it at the cave ofa old hippie who isa djerman Antropsfy bloghead in exile.
August 26, 2007
How does America see European Racism
Ifa I throw Banana into Oli Kahns Goal area. Dearest lovely Antropsfyblogheads is this Racism? -Murat reports
August 25, 2007
Saturday evening fun: HOT HOT HOTTENTOT !
-Mat Gundo reportz! -After all this 'Neostupidz Party of Djermanistan-Bullshit' (see below), we hava something nice for our readerz, you can maka your own text on it anda sing, or just dance - but don't forget to wear your banana-dress! We have thiz video especially for The Happy Beater - who likez Hottentotz : Josephine Baker with 'Hot Hot Hottentot'. The music is from the famous year 1925. As you can sea, in thiz time all peoplez were racists, even the blackz! Thiz is kind of negromusic, if you are pregnant, some people say, don't hear it, if you don't want to increase possibility your son becomes curly hair anda big red kiss-lips, anda your daughter hava fine bum! By the way: if you are wondering why peoplez today are little kind of gaga - lotz of their mummiez heard Heino anda Dieter Bohlen. That's much worser!
And the song is so happy and cheerful, and Josephine is dancing so sexy for our (Grand)-Grandfatherz!
And the song is so happy and cheerful, and Josephine is dancing so sexy for our (Grand)-Grandfatherz!
Neostupidz Party of Djermanistan (NPD)
-Mat Gundo reportz - The situation in Djermanistan is lita bit bad if you hava otha colored skin. Let us think about those peoplez who have been beaten anda killed because they have otha skin-color, or, simply because they were different.
In Djermanistan, still there ara peoplez, who hava great difficulties with colourz. They are kind of colourblind, they only see a white, anda, interesting, shit-brown. Those peoplez mostly go, after leaving their boring adolescent homez, in groupz where they can howl togetha, like wolfz, anda hearing tapes anda viewingz filmz of the great Djermanistan comedian anda Hyper-Asshole Adolf H. anda his asshole friendz. Adolf H. tried a few timez to matriculate on an Academy of Art, but he was too bad, and so he could not learn to handle different kindz of colourz, he only could think in whites anda shit-browns anda, we think so, he had only erectionz by viewing blonde girlz wit blue eyez. He was a big disease for Djermanistan. It is already longtime ago that mister Hyper-Asshole killed himself, thiz was, I think, the best thing he did in his whole life. But, the disease goes further, till now in 2007, peoplez in Djermanistan likes what he said and what his murderz did in his 1000 year-go-back-kingdom. Today such peoplez ara organised, as we told above, in litta kind of 'Wolf-groupz', beating anda killing foreignerz, mostly if they have otha colour, and wenn those Hyper-Asshole fanz get lita bit older, they go into the Neostupid Party of Djermanistan (NPD). The Neostupidz are part of Djermanistan democracy, but in fact they don't want democracy. Thiz is a paradox! If in Uribistan you maka political party by following the democratic rulez and lawz, but in your programm anda speech, you do not follow them, but being contrary, it does not take long, anda your pseudo-party is forbidden anda personz become new education in democracy, peoplez lawz, etc. If thiz does not work, you go in Uribi Desert to look for the desertsheeps anda -goatz. Maybe you hava enlightenment anda becomez otha political ideas. But in Uribistan, this never happened, it is not necessary. I think here in Djermanistan it is hard necessary to do something, lika in Uribistan in such case we would do, meanwhile, to much people think like Neostupidz Party of Djermanistan. We have few videoz abhout Neostupidity anda about the Party, which we will show you. It is interesting to see the perception in Djermanistan anda to hear the Neostupidz witha their own wordz.
In Djermanistan, still there ara peoplez, who hava great difficulties with colourz. They are kind of colourblind, they only see a white, anda, interesting, shit-brown. Those peoplez mostly go, after leaving their boring adolescent homez, in groupz where they can howl togetha, like wolfz, anda hearing tapes anda viewingz filmz of the great Djermanistan comedian anda Hyper-Asshole Adolf H. anda his asshole friendz. Adolf H. tried a few timez to matriculate on an Academy of Art, but he was too bad, and so he could not learn to handle different kindz of colourz, he only could think in whites anda shit-browns anda, we think so, he had only erectionz by viewing blonde girlz wit blue eyez. He was a big disease for Djermanistan. It is already longtime ago that mister Hyper-Asshole killed himself, thiz was, I think, the best thing he did in his whole life. But, the disease goes further, till now in 2007, peoplez in Djermanistan likes what he said and what his murderz did in his 1000 year-go-back-kingdom. Today such peoplez ara organised, as we told above, in litta kind of 'Wolf-groupz', beating anda killing foreignerz, mostly if they have otha colour, and wenn those Hyper-Asshole fanz get lita bit older, they go into the Neostupid Party of Djermanistan (NPD). The Neostupidz are part of Djermanistan democracy, but in fact they don't want democracy. Thiz is a paradox! If in Uribistan you maka political party by following the democratic rulez and lawz, but in your programm anda speech, you do not follow them, but being contrary, it does not take long, anda your pseudo-party is forbidden anda personz become new education in democracy, peoplez lawz, etc. If thiz does not work, you go in Uribi Desert to look for the desertsheeps anda -goatz. Maybe you hava enlightenment anda becomez otha political ideas. But in Uribistan, this never happened, it is not necessary. I think here in Djermanistan it is hard necessary to do something, lika in Uribistan in such case we would do, meanwhile, to much people think like Neostupidz Party of Djermanistan. We have few videoz abhout Neostupidity anda about the Party, which we will show you. It is interesting to see the perception in Djermanistan anda to hear the Neostupidz witha their own wordz.
August 24, 2007
The Love story of Goy and Susanna
Our flamboyant ambassador "The Goy" hasa relationship witha secretary in the following You Tube film this is secretly documented in picture and tone. I musta say they are the dream pair ofa Antropsfy Blogheads Sphere 2007. The Uribi peoples lika him and call him " The ambassador ofa hearts" he is also somehow the navel ofa Antropsfy Bloghead scene linking right and left, Jews and Goys, and other opposites lika Capitalism and Steinere togetha. He internalised Uribi culture in Uribi affairs. Bush woulda say: He isa doing a good job. Thänx! ( By the way canna he singa Uribi Anthem by heart?) Many Uribi folks ask this. Maybe he will show soon that he canna.
Togetha witha Susanna he is in a Whitmanian way discoverin th NEW FRONTIER of Uribistan?, of Love?, or is he preparing the third Goetheanum movement? we donta know.....but we are happy justa happy to see this young gorgeous couple dancing to Fagens marvelous music.....
Togetha witha Susanna he is in a Whitmanian way discoverin th NEW FRONTIER of Uribistan?, of Love?, or is he preparing the third Goetheanum movement? we donta know.....but we are happy justa happy to see this young gorgeous couple dancing to Fagens marvelous music.....
It isa mushroom-time
All shamans are gathering to celebrate the holy mushroom. Mat is very secretive, Don Michele is also nota talking about ita, others in Antropsfy Blogheadscene are doin it as well in Caves, in Israel, in Brazil and so on....Nerone put it to the point everyone
is turning in circles in the middle the EGO. So i think everyone should go into the woods eat the wrong mushrooms and meet BIG FOOT ( native americains call hima Sasquatsch) I think Mat was all the time turned into a Sasquatsch ( he smelled funny, coulda fart lika bear in the last editorial meeting and was very hairy on the back of hisa hands) when he tolda us he was in Uribi Highlands. Yes geta rid of your normal Ego, expand the ASTRO BOOTY, destroy a bit the ELECTRIC BOOTY and leave the physical BOOTY for a while. For young Antropsfy Blogheads there could be bad Karma for next incarnation, ask your antroposophical Doctor, your Eurythmix teacher, maybe your class teacher, your priest or your meditation trainer wehther it is good for you. Whether it isa good Karma to eat those slimy forest inhabitants. Pleasa ask old shamans beforehand, For Old Antropsfy Blogheads there is no danger only physical, that the sky canna drop on your head, but no Karma problems, because you f...ed it anyway, statistically speakin.
I wisha you a good autumn time and good mshroom hunting. Donta eat the wrong ones.
is turning in circles in the middle the EGO. So i think everyone should go into the woods eat the wrong mushrooms and meet BIG FOOT ( native americains call hima Sasquatsch) I think Mat was all the time turned into a Sasquatsch ( he smelled funny, coulda fart lika bear in the last editorial meeting and was very hairy on the back of hisa hands) when he tolda us he was in Uribi Highlands. Yes geta rid of your normal Ego, expand the ASTRO BOOTY, destroy a bit the ELECTRIC BOOTY and leave the physical BOOTY for a while. For young Antropsfy Blogheads there could be bad Karma for next incarnation, ask your antroposophical Doctor, your Eurythmix teacher, maybe your class teacher, your priest or your meditation trainer wehther it is good for you. Whether it isa good Karma to eat those slimy forest inhabitants. Pleasa ask old shamans beforehand, For Old Antropsfy Blogheads there is no danger only physical, that the sky canna drop on your head, but no Karma problems, because you f...ed it anyway, statistically speakin.
I wisha you a good autumn time and good mshroom hunting. Donta eat the wrong ones.
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