Magash! Ofcourse Uribistan is now in all newspaperz anda tv-stationz, afta making public that Osama bin Laden lived in Hamasheyk, working in a IKEA-shop, died by the break togetha of a Billy regal (thiz real story you find a here in Uribi-english, anda here you finda original in Djermani from Herrmann Finkelsteen).
Ofcourse, Americanz donta like thiz: they wanna hava the dubiouz honour having killed him in his house in Pakistan. Now they gave some videoz with an Osamalike man zapping his TV anda some speachez. Fresh Franky, one of our readerz, gave on Terra Canaillo link to thiz nice video: