Der Leiermann der Beginn des deutschen Schlagers

Der deutsche Schlager begann mit Franz Schubert hier eine wunderschöne Version und hier unten eine Neuinterpretation des deutschen Liedgutes mit angelsächsischen Liedstrukturen und Instrumenten.
Ich frage mich wann singt Udo Jürgens endlich die Winterreise von Schubert mit einer Gitarre in der Hand in einer Mönchszelle, einer Kerze und einer russischen Ikone im Hintergrund um deutlich aufzuzeigen wo der deutsche Schlager eigentlich herkommt und das alles ohne Sahne und Geigen und James Last Getute.
Herzlichst Herrmann
Der Leiermann von Schubert by Tchundyk Productions

Because I cannot sleep....

Because I cannot sleep (Rumi) by Tchundyk Productions
...i make music at night. Rumis words put to music (english translation by Kabir Helminski)
Enjoy and be resurrected!
His Holine$$
Murat Joy Tchundyk

Kraan !

Very amazing! Today I dizcovered one of the absolute best bandz in Djermanistan. I'm really wondering how it is possible, that thiz band is almost unknown! It is a high quality jazz-rockband, and existz since 1970. In between the memberz of the group did otha thingz, but nowadayz they play togetha again. Actually only three men are playing(before there was a saxophonizt anda keyboarder too). If you hava look at youTube you can finda their musix back in the seventies. Anda it is so good! I put two recent videoz, hava fun! (no, I put 3 videoz here, canta hava enough)
And I must say: Djermanistan wake up, anda find your really great musicianz, stop sitting before your televizion looking bloody superstar-showz! Let us face the music!
Overstreamingz!




anda part two of it:

Lida vote anda questionz for our readerz.

Magash! Dearezt readerz, here we hava link to a video. Do you think thiz man could be our new ambassador in Berlin? Ofcourse he needs some education anda cleaning of his vocabularistix. But we know, he lives in Berlin anda has a lot of otha capacitiez. Maybe you hava to see anda hear it two or three times to build an objective opinion.  We lika to hear your voice here, so we can maka decision.
Attention: thiz is a seriouz question, anda neither my person, Marat Tchundyk Gundo, nor His Holiness, my bastardbrotha Murat Joy Tchundyk, has anything to do with thiz man (he is from anotha Uribi tribe).
From now on, we can embed the video of thiz guy, now you can see thiz video on our Uribistan Daily, right here. But one thingie re,mainz the same: NOTICE: ONLY ADULTZ!


Overstreamingz, anda a happy anda peaceful new year!

...oder einfach nur wie ein Baum zu sein...

" Das erinnert mich an das Bild einer Giraffe, die am Fenster vorbeigeht: Die Leute sehen immer nur einen kleinen Teil von ihr, während ich versuche, das Ganze zu se-hen nicht nur in meinem Leben, sondern im ganzen Universum. Und darum geht`s doch, oder nicht? Ob ich nun mit Paul oder Yoko arbeite: Es geht immer um das gleiche Ziel - sich auszudrücken, zu kommunizieren oder einfach nur wie ein Baum zu sein, der blüht und verwelkt, blüht und verwelkt."
John Lennon

aus: Das letzte Interview von Jonathan Cott (RS) am 5. Dezember, 1980 (3 Tage vor seiner Ermordung)

New years speech of His Holine$$

Lets face the music by M.J. Tchundyk Urkestra witha little help of the Oberfoerster Loop!

Dearest beloved followers!
A year turns old and will die in some days, so will many years in the future, if we stay alive not only physically but also spiritually. Our nation is grounded on the naked truth, fraternity, sistahood, gayity and equality and prosperity more or less correctly shared by all citizen, but our nation will only survive if our soul stay strong in the rough winds of life we have to expect inthe coming years for example poverty, uncontrollable diseases, war to where we hava to send our beloved sons and daughtas to secure our freedom, implanting of chips and chaos, but we true Uribis we will continue to sing the cosmic song of the universe ( click on the song above). Donta forgeta. YOU ARE URIBISTAN! STay strong and sing our anthem daily and hava peacful thoughts. Be blessed all my followers from Switzerland, Djermanistan ( south and north), Austria, Netherlnds, Belgiums, Great Britains, Americanistan, Spain and Michailovitsch from Romania, Kronstadt, and our Eskimo fränds from Nuuk,West Greenland ( hava look at map), Iranian secret police, the US military who thinks we are Taliban hahahahaha and all Anthropsfy blogheads who think we are evil. Yes I was reading last night the whole Uribistan Daily from the beginning where my cousin Borat interviewed anthropsfy blogheads. I realized that we now hava become a cultural force not only in Anthropsfy blogheadsscene, but also in the whole wide world. We are necessary YOU are necessary and we wont ask for money Uribistan Daily is for free. Becausa we are a trueful free republic in the sense of Cromwell the King Beheader.
Be kissed and hugged by me. Sing, dance and keep on loving next year in 2011!
His Holine$$ in orbi et Urbi!
Murat Joy Tchundyk

MJT is comin`to town! by M.J. Tchundyk Urkestra

MJT is comin`to town! by M.J. Tchundyk Urkestra

Justa goodbey!

We enjoyed lotz of overstreamingz timez witha musix anda wordz of the great Don van Vliet, known also as Captain Beefheart, who died today, 17th. of december, age 69. Hava great sonic and colourfull trip to heavenz!

Face-bondage: Old Uribi initation rite anda origin of X-mas Roulade (Alter Uribischer Initiationsritus und der Ursprung des Festtagroulades).

Dear Readerz! I try to writa today in both Uribi-english anda Djerman!
As we know, in languages anda traditionz through all centuriez, lotz of common thingz hava their originz in otha culturez. Once a day foreign wordz anda customz have been picked up in main culture anda become part of it. Thiz is a real multi-cultural phenomenon. So many wordz in our language are coming from foreign languages. Sometimez it's obviouz: lika 'Kindergarden' anda 'Rucksack' in english. They are real djerman wordz. But 'Schicksal' (yes, thiz is for all antropsfy peoplez) in Djerman comes from the Dutch word 'schikken', thiz means to regulate thingiez. Also lotz of wordz in Djerman have their roots in Yiddish tongue.

We also hava traditional customz, coming from abroad. So for example the making of X-mas roulades. Originally thiz tradition comes from Uribistan! And there it is an extreme way to achieve higher consciousness with the help of face-bondage and ritual singing. Our Uribi magicianz the Contramaster and his Contramistress (which also maka nice dance now on Terra Canaillo) will show you this kinda high-end initiation rite. You may thinka, singing stops, but it goes on in otha worldz! Don't do it yourself, only with the help of experienced and licensed Uribi temple scholarz you can achieve higher consiousness with this method!


Liebs Leser und Leserin! Heut isch probier schraiben in Uribi-englisch als auch in Djermanisch.
Wie wir wissen, in Sprach und Tradition durch den vielen Jahrhunderte, viele gewöhnlich sachies haben Ursprung in fremd Kulture. Aines tages sie werden aufgabelt in Hauptkultur und sind Tail davon. Das ist wahrhaft multikulti phänomen! Soviel Worte in unser sprach kommen von fremd Kultures. Manchmal es ist deutelic: wie 'Rucksack' und 'Kindergarden' in Englistani. Das richtig djermanisch worte sind. Aber zum Beispiele 'Schicksal' (Achtung, für alle Anthropsfy-Adorierer!) in Djermanisch kommt aus dem Niederländistani Wort 'schikken', was bedeutet Sachies in Odnung zu bringen, regeln von Dingies. Auch habene viele Djermanistani Worte Wurzel in Yiddisch Sprach.


Wir habene auch Traditione, die aus dem Ausland kommen. So zum Beispiel das machen von Waihnachtsrouladen. Diese Tradition hat ihren Ursprungk in Uribistan! Dort war unde ist es eine extrem Weg zu Erlangen höherer Erkenntnis - mit hilfe von Visage-Bondage unde rituelles singen. Unser Uribi Zauberer der Kontramaister und seine Kontramaisterin zaigen Euch jetzt diese High-End Initiation Ritus (auf Terra Canaillo sie machen fein Tanz). Du denkst singen hört auf, aber singen geht waiter in höheren Welten! Bitte NICHT selbst machen, sondern nur mit groß Hilf von erfarene und liszenzierte Uribistani Tempelschüler, dann ihr könnt mit dies Method auch erst Forstschritte machen auf Gebiet der höheren Erkenntnis.

Indeed: more popular than Jesus

Indeed, this man is more popular than Jesus. As we mada lida inquiry in our beautiful State of Uribistan, from 3000 farmerz anda goatownerz, 2327 knew Jesus, but some farmer thought for example, Jesus is born last year at Christmas in Brooklyn Theatre in New York, or he is a bastard of Mohammed. Only 2021 persons under same farmerz anda goatholderz knew Lennon, but they all could tell he was a Beatle anda murdered at 40th, anda 1048 farmerz anda goatholderz could sing one Beatle Lennon/McCartney song! 650 could sing two songz, 120 could sing three songz. Two goatshepherdz (a nice couple on Hamasheyk fieldz) knew 38 songz of Lennon. They could not sing songs from the Bible.
Asking over 3000 women in Lower- anda Middle-Uribistan, they all loved John Lennon. Only 1200 loved Jesus. A few of them love me.
Under Uribistan intellectualz, about 96 % could tell something about JL. About JC only 18 % could tell something special. 15 % knew some jokes about JC.
The song above is written for all women in the world, for all women reading the Uribistan Daily, for all women in our Uribi Republic. Justa stand up, and let your Uribi man do some kitchen- anda householdworkz. Anda don't forget to milk the cowz.
Overstreamingz!