Dezember 08, 2010
Indeed: more popular than Jesus
Indeed, this man is more popular than Jesus. As we mada lida inquiry in our beautiful State of Uribistan, from 3000 farmerz anda goatownerz, 2327 knew Jesus, but some farmer thought for example, Jesus is born last year at Christmas in Brooklyn Theatre in New York, or he is a bastard of Mohammed. Only 2021 persons under same farmerz anda goatholderz knew Lennon, but they all could tell he was a Beatle anda murdered at 40th, anda 1048 farmerz anda goatholderz could sing one Beatle Lennon/McCartney song! 650 could sing two songz, 120 could sing three songz. Two goatshepherdz (a nice couple on Hamasheyk fieldz) knew 38 songz of Lennon. They could not sing songs from the Bible.
Asking over 3000 women in Lower- anda Middle-Uribistan, they all loved John Lennon. Only 1200 loved Jesus. A few of them love me.
Under Uribistan intellectualz, about 96 % could tell something about JL. About JC only 18 % could tell something special. 15 % knew some jokes about JC.
The song above is written for all women in the world, for all women reading the Uribistan Daily, for all women in our Uribi Republic. Justa stand up, and let your Uribi man do some kitchen- anda householdworkz. Anda don't forget to milk the cowz.