Dearezt readerz! Today, my Uribi Daily colleague, mister Finkelsteen, writes about gold. I lika to talk now about green gold, our green uribi gold: good old marihuana. In Uribistan its is free to hava marihuanaplantz in your home, on your fieldz. Our farmerz hava very good hemp. We maka paper out of it, anda shirts and pantz, sailz for boatz, we use it as a basic substancy for medicin, we maka fuel for our carz, thermic-hanf to isolate our houses, use it as an aliment, we hava no plasticproductz here from mineral oil, but use hemp for it - anda last but not least, we also smoke it. As you can see, cannabis is an universal plant. That it is forbidden in our modern times, almost in all countries, is the work of some idiotical bastardz in oil- anda pharmaceutic industries anda of mister Randolph Hearst, newz(tree)paper tycoon in the USA. Let us free hemp!
Well, you can hear the rest in this official USA-propagandafilm from the Department of Agriculture (1942). Suddenly, all bad thingz about hemp were forgotten... High Overstreamingz!