Mai 16, 2008

YOU are important!!!!!!!!!!!

Dearest lovely MEDITATORS,
first of all. How an americain woulda say. Hey you are doin all a greät job!!!! I feel the vibes of your meditations and your djermanic willforces lika a bubble bath around my electric booty! Thänx also for your many emails. I will answer all your questions in a public You Tube video.
Even if you are not live on the beach for my medition classes. I feel you. Today we hava the key one minute instant meditation . Justa relax, drop into my ocean of conciousness and tune in with your Inner heart and please donta cough or poke in your nose while meditating. Okay?
Magash!
Your guide Murat

Kommentare:

Annette hat gesagt…

Murat, can I poke YOU instead:
Why don't you take your americain electric booty and bring it to the beach.
I know a nice house with green and farm around where lots of people work while we are meditating. A nice woman is teacher there. There was an invitation already, and I need to tell people that I can come.

?!?!

Murat Tchundyk hat gesagt…

Dearest lovely Annette,
how nice is this female teacher?
By the way I am always on the beach open your inner heart and invisible thingies will be seen by you. Rememba Invisible thingies are essential!
Your frändly Murat

Annette hat gesagt…

Murat:
what do you mean with: how nice?!?!? What exactly would you liek to know?
She offers hospitality and freindship, if you want to be "IN" you might want to ask aoea...

Anonym hat gesagt…

Your Holyness Mahaguru Murat,

obeying your instructions I experience pure bliss!

Nevertheless I couldnt avoid finding another guru in bavaria, a blueeyed climber and he mixes Steinerism and vedan thingies and climbing and a kind of dieting. His ashram is in northern Italy at Gardasee, perfect for me: I like beachboys and I doo like wirey climbers. So what about a bit making up your wisdom with just a hint of contemporary.....

Liesel

Sebastian Gronbach hat gesagt…

Neu in der Anthrosphäre:
http://deareal.blogspot.com

Herzlich
Sebastian

Murat Tchundyk hat gesagt…

Dearest Green Little River,
naughty naughty boy, it isa not allowed to advertise in my meditation class even no " herzlich" advertisments.
Just so on the side so you donta getta me wrong!!!
Enlightenemnt isa good. How do you getta on with my meditations? You lika ita?
Please letta me know!!!!
Yours frändly Murat

Annette hat gesagt…

Dearest lovely Murat,

thanks for waiting (I was on Vacation)! Then, I do like advertising, and I do like the new blog. Dirk Mangold is good at meditating, go have a look!

Plus, I love your meditation classes, hope you keep on doing them and welcome lots of guests.

See you