Holy man Maradona!

There are many holy men and women, but there is only one holy man as his Holiness D. Maradona.
May he be blessed the Hand of God.
His Holine$$
MJT

Freedom is just another word for....

Freedom is: to throw a shoe at any time at any person donta matter whether it isa President ofa Amerikanistan or Djermanistan.
Witha this song I ama releasing here on You tube I honour this courageous man who did whata his Karma had to tella him. To do the Job and throw the shoe. An expression ofa freedom!
Honour the Holy Shoe!
His Holine$$
Murat Joy Tchundyk

Hey fkcu you I love you all!

These were the good ole times togetha with the Beastie Boys down in N.Y.C. before I becma a holy man! Thisa songa was first Uribi Hip Hop music. My Uncle Farrid didnt lika ita.
His now Holine$
Murat Joy Tchundyk
"Love is alll there isa!" Hey fkcu you I love you all!

Oberfoerster and His Holine$$ drinking beer

Dearest fränds of Uribistan!
Click here to see our good time from the front, I also lika to say thank you to M.H. who holda camera lika great Uribi hero, he nearly dwindled away but he was strong.
Cheers and Magash!
His Holine$$
Murat Joy Tchundyk

WHITSUN SCANDAL!!! Always problems in DJERMANISTAN ( Heggelbach 2010)

I always hava problems whena I ama in Djermanistan.
His Holine$$
Murat Joy Tchundyk

Unfall in Hamasheyk Institut für biologische Kybernetik

"Doing research in Hamasheyk with entheogenic substanciez and having lotz of good kamel sutré. "

Noch vor ein paar Tagen hatten wir einen hoffnungsfrohen Marat der gedacht hatte, er könne die Welt mit entheogenen Substanzen aus den Angeln heben. Seine Heiligkeit Murat Joy Tchundyk schloss sich diesem Bemühen dem Erlangen höherer Welten an und bis zu einem Grade ist es ihnen gelungen, sie schweben nun oder besser gesagt flattern nun um das Hamasheyker Institut für biologische Kybernetik herum, plündern gemeinsam die Mülltonnen, picken die frische Saat aus den Beeten und entführten nach Angaben einer jungen Familie einen kleinen Säugling, den sie in einer blühenden Wiese zwischen zwei Kuhfladen hinlegten. Auch die weiblichen Angestelleten des Hamasheyk Institute beklagen sich darüber , dass diese zwei Krähen versuchten Ihnen die Burkas vom Leibe zu ziehen. Dr. Prof. Ashengeyev meinte, dass die Wirkung des entheogenen Stoffes, den die beiden zu sich genommen haben vielleicht noch ein paar Tage anhalten könnte. Auf die Frage was die beiden zu sich genommen haben, wollte Ashengeyev keine Angaben machen.
Ich geniesse es inzwischen, die beiden weit weg zu wissen vom Redaktionszimmer der URIBISTAN DAILY.
H:F:

Singing Waters

Dearezt readerz! You ara askin' we are going to, well ofcourse Uribistan. Here you hava pic of place (thiz is much better quality as in header). Thiz is magix place directly gate into heart of Uribistan. There we can develop new mighty mantrams and otha thingiez. The Place of Singing Waterz is very beautiful place to come in Uribistan, but difficult to find. As I said, straight into the heart of Uribistan. Anda if you know that Uribistan is center of world, anda Uribistan is in topography of your heartz - you can imagine!
Magash anda lotz of overstreamingz, Marat Tchundyk Gundo.
(PScripty: if you clicka on pic, it growz bigga, if you clicka again it's very bigga, and so on, till you can jump in it! see you all!)

Uribistan Daily / M. Tch. Gundo

Dearezt readerz of our newzletter, youTube channelz anda touristz in our country! I maka now, togetha with some membaz of Canaillo Triba lida time out. By walking in woodz anda mountainz, meditating, thinking about new thingiez to writa, work with the SUU (Shamanic Union of Uribistan). Listening good groovy musix, doing research in Hamasheyk with entheogenic substanciez and having lotz of good kamel sutré. Overstreamingz lotz anda watch the worldz!
Marat Tchundyk Gundo

To everybody: hava great Ascension. Lika on Terra Canaillo they say: be ascensional! Fly away with great djerman-austrian shaman, philosopher, clairvoyant, healer, scientist of the invisible anda prophet, Rudy Stoneder

 Thiz pic is great vision of him, given by Michael, Chief from Egoistic Triba.

You cannta eat money - His Holine$$ sings about money

Dearest fränds,
what isa going on
in Babylon?
What isa money ? Money isa destroyer of the soul of man, but money canna be sweet as well, for example ifa you donta hava to work. What about Basic Income?
His Holine$$
Murat Joy Tchundyk
P.S. Donta worry it isa only money you are going to lose, there isa enough for everybooty.
By the way this was official application for Grand Eurovision. Those gusy in Oslo couldnt find us on a world map. Absolute loosers those Norwegians!