



Workers of Uribistan! We don't wanna have anymore visitors in our great Nation of Uribistan! No more time for cuckoo, no more time for children'S play - now it's time to obey and to work!
Fak Hue, Leader of the New State of Uribistan
ATTENTION: THIS IS NOT A MESSAGE OF THE RENEGADE AND STATE ENEMY MAT GUNDELJEW, AS WRITTEN BELOW. THE OFFICER OF PROPAGANDA WILL CHANGE THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!