Oktober 14, 2008

Uribi Daily Sensation: Jörg Haider was a Muslim

Mat Gundo reportz- Dearezt readerz! I'm sure this soundz lika little sensation in your fine earz! The former Austrian rowdy and traffic-hooligan Jörg Haider, wellknown in the world as a mountain-nationalist, was NOT an Austrian citizen! He was not born in an Austrian nazifamily, but only raised up between them. Jörg Haider was born as Yur Haider in Pakistan, between 1947 and 1950. In those troubling dayz his parents left Pakistan and Yur anda his sister were brought to Europe. They were adopted in the Austr-arian tribe of the Haider Clan. Everybody knows the rest of the story.
Now, after his dying, we can reveal this. We promised his younger brother, Khalil Haider, to wait with the stunning factz. Khalil was ashamed about his brother. Sometimes he wept and asked us: 'Why my brotha Yur has forgotten Islam?' We answered: 'Just know he has not forgotten it, just watch his jokes about Jewz.' But Khalil didn't believe us. 'Look, he is againzt all foreignerz!' he said again and again. 'He does not want Mosks in Austria.' But now we know better: in the VW-Phaeton an original Pakistani prayer-rug was found! We believe, Yur-Jörg had a very special plan to integrate muslimz in Austria!
Before we forget it: Yur-Jörgs younger brother Khalil Haider, who was born after the returning of the family in Pakistan, became a great 'schlager'-singer in Asia. Here we have a beautiful song from Khalil for his brotha Yur-Jörg, it is a special event with a special audience (lotz of memberz of the Haider-Tribe are there thinking anda meditating) in memory of his brotha. And for his dead brotha he singz in Austrian-djerman mountaindialect. He singz about 'Jörgele'. We know Khalil Haider from our work at Uribi TV - sometimes he comes to sing for our Uribi Lowlandz citizens. Let us listen to Khalil, overstreamingz (the woman at the beginning of the video, in remembrance of Yur-Jörg, she also speakz in a special Austrian idiom):


Kommentare:

Foersterliesel hat gesagt…

Muslim ? huch!
... aber Khalil rührt die Damen ja zu Tränen ...
Bruder Jörg hatte auch muslimische Freunde, Sadats Sohn z.B., mangels andrer internationaler Kontakte pflegte er diese

Mat Gundo hat gesagt…

Dearezt Foersterliesel! I thinka you must also weep hearing our friend Khalil Haider. If he visits us in Uribistan and he singz I hava to weep also, it's so beautiful his singingz - he does not only sing 'schlager' but also sings more Pakistani classical anda folksongz anda chantees.. And here on this video, you see the Haider Tribe in remembrance of Yur, ofcourse they weep..
And some women here in the audience are so beautiful...oh, I lika go back immediately to South-Eastregion of Uribistan...
(you remember my 'Camel song' about Jamilla? She is also in the audience!)
Overstreamingz, Mat Gundo

Foersterliesel hat gesagt…

dear Mat Gundo,
yes those Pakistani ladies are very beautiful! Brother Jörg was befriending Gaddafi (not Sadat, sorry). And of course I remember your song abouT greeneyed Jamilla !

Anonym hat gesagt…

Liber Mat,
mit 1,8 Promille ist man kein Muslim!
So ein Blödsinn!!!
Servus Frans Neugebauer

Mat Gundo hat gesagt…

Dearezt Fransj Newfarmer!
If you, Fransj, drive only 100 km anda you hava only 0,8 °/°°, the Carinthian police will put you in jail. If you are known as Jörg H. the Carinthian police let you go, every time, yes, they even drink with you! Ofcourse, they thought: thiz is life, thiz is Jörgele, our most free citizen in our most free little white Carinthian country. But, they didn't know: Jörg H. was on the run: he tried to forget his true rootz in Pakistan anda Islam! Therefore he drunk, drove his car too fast anda was messing around with the girlz. Now he is dead and we are very curious in which heaven or hell God took him up...

Overstreamings to you Fransj,
Mat Gundo

Anonym hat gesagt…

Dös is natürli hoart. A muselmann zua sai und auf dem Rann zua sai.
Servus frans Neugebauer