Uribi Daily Sensation: Jörg Haider was a Muslim

Mat Gundo reportz- Dearezt readerz! I'm sure this soundz lika little sensation in your fine earz! The former Austrian rowdy and traffic-hooligan Jörg Haider, wellknown in the world as a mountain-nationalist, was NOT an Austrian citizen! He was not born in an Austrian nazifamily, but only raised up between them. Jörg Haider was born as Yur Haider in Pakistan, between 1947 and 1950. In those troubling dayz his parents left Pakistan and Yur anda his sister were brought to Europe. They were adopted in the Austr-arian tribe of the Haider Clan. Everybody knows the rest of the story.

Now, after his dying, we can reveal this. We promised his younger brother, Khalil Haider, to wait with the stunning factz. Khalil was ashamed about his brother. Sometimes he wept and asked us: 'Why my brotha Yur has forgotten Islam?' We answered: 'Just know he has not forgotten it, just watch his jokes about Jewz.' But Khalil didn't believe us. 'Look, he is againzt all foreignerz!' he said again and again. 'He does not want Mosks in Austria.' But now we know better: in the VW-Phaeton an original Pakistani prayer-rug was found! We believe, Yur-Jörg had a very special plan to integrate muslimz in Austria!
Before we forget it: Yur-Jörgs younger brother Khalil Haider, who was born after the returning of the family in Pakistan, became a great 'schlager'-singer in Asia. Here we have a beautiful song from Khalil for his brotha Yur-Jörg, it is a special event with a special audience (lotz of memberz of the Haider-Tribe are there thinking anda meditating) in memory of his brotha. And for his dead brotha he singz in Austrian-djerman mountaindialect. He singz about 'Jörgele'. We know Khalil Haider from our work at Uribi TV - sometimes he comes to sing for our Uribi Lowlandz citizens. Let us listen to Khalil, overstreamingz (the woman at the beginning of the video, in remembrance of Yur-Jörg, she also speakz in a special Austrian idiom):