Aloa ha! (iz olde greetinx from Uribistan!) deara ladiez anda also gentlemaniez, I am Mat Gundo. I am very happy witha you now here on The Uribistani Daily, you all cuty Anthropsfy Blockheadz! Thisa evening I meta afteR longTime my dear Beloved Friend Murat Tchundyk in Hamasheyk Institute. Hea now is there also for DreamStudiez. Togethera we will make The Uribistan Daily to a fine, interesting Journal - talking anda writing about Uribi Boyz anda ofcourse Girlz & also about ANthropsfy and the Daily Life alsoa in Tschermany and the West. (thiz is for the Uribi friendz). The Staff of Hamasheyk Institute invitede uz for a After Hour Party withe Belly Dance SuperWomanStar. Woman dancing now is called Ann Etta anda very sexxy. Ita wasa very hotte Night. I love you all. Soon I will sende you my Biographsy. Love Feelingz sendz You , Yours Mat Gundo!