(Uribi Press Office) As we could hear from very close well-informated sources, the wellknown, dead Whitney Houston has been resurrected! Her resurrection took place this morning, 6h am, at an unknown place in the USA.
Her cocktail from legally prescripted pharma-narcotics, such as Prozac, Zoloft, Xanax and others, made it possible.. this phantastic miracle! This is great news for all friends of bad music!
Overstreamingz! Marat G. Tchundyk from South-America