AFTER THE HEAVY AND SEVERE ATTACK ON OUR MINISTER FOR RECREATION, BIG TITTIES, SPAGHETTI, BOTTOX, MEDIA AND VIAGRA, MISTER BERLUSCONI, WE HAVE TO MAKE THE FOLLOWING RESTRICTIONS IN OUR CITIES FOR THE NEXT THREE WEEKS:
- RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES ARE FORBIDDEN! NO MORE THEATRE, SPORT & FOOTBALL AND SYLVESTERPARTIES!
- NO MORE BIG TITTIES ON TV, NIGHTCLUBS ARE CLOSED, EVERYBODY WITH BIG TITTIES HAS TO STAY AT HOME FROM 18.00 PM to 9.00 AM.(ONE EXCEPTION: IF IT'S POSSIBLE TO FIND AND CATCH MURAT TCHUNDYK WITH YOUR BIG TITTIES - YOU CAN USE THEM THE WHOLE DAY!)
- ALL PIZZA-TAXIS WILL BE CLOSED;
- ALLOWED ARE ONLY MEDIA (TV, RADIO; INTERNET,ETC.) CONTROLLED BY OUR MINISTER, MISTER BERLUSCONI;
- NO MORE BOTTOX TREATMENTS;
- VIAGRA IS FREE ONLY FOR MEMBERS OF THE GOUVERNMENT.
YOURS DEAR LEADER AND MAXIMO-GENERALISSIMO FAK HUE!
FAK HAIL!
4 Kommentare:
Dass ihr immer noch so witzig sein könnt :-(
Was habt ihr mit Muratchen vor?
na das gibt einen hormonstau!
wie der sich wohl entläd?
normalerweise nicht friedlich leider:-(
Ihr Uribier könntet langsam euch zum Raubtierkapitalismus weiterentwickeln, da habt ihr soch auch schön was zum auf die Schippe nehmen.
MURAT & MARAT: FREE URIBISTAN IN 2010
AND FREE IRAN TOO !!
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