Obama`s speech for Uribistan`s Freedom

Dearest All !
In a verry moving speech Obama spoke to Uribistan in Hamasheyk. He spoke in a language Uribi peoples never heard before, buta their hearts understood. What isa "Roschtgoeppel" I asked myself when I stood on my homeland. Uribistan isa free and i ama on my way to Timbouctou to meet Marat my halfbrotha. Finkelsteen is reporting here on Uribistan Daily. Fak Hue is imprisoned. Obama promised to put him in good U.S. Jailhouse. Great thanx Mr. Obama. But whata about the Roschtgoeppel?
His Holine$$
Murat Joy Tchundyk