Murat hits the US Hip Hop Charts!?????

Yesa I ama challanga thos americained MOFOS lika 50 cent and Eminem. We Uribis hava our own Hip Hop. Yeah I spend the last few months in the backyards and backstreets ofa Hamasheyk and thena my fränds thisa songa cama to me flyin lika bird. Dig this and buy ita!
Yours old MOFO Murat

Kidnapping 2 anda Jamphetamines druggiez

- Mat Gundo reportz - Olde Uribi word says: 'If you lost your ape, you will find camel.' Well, we lost our Zabim, anda found now new site for our videos, photographs anda lotz of music, it's called: Jamphetamines. We hope that this site will live longtimez, anda stays also good musical site, without to mucha videoz of only boops anda doing wild-as-a-horse dingdongz. In Zabim lotz of peoplez only put videoz with biggezt of all those thingiez! But, otha Uribi word: 'Is it worth a bunch of warm Yeti shit?' We have got our songz back now. Lost ape anda found camel!

From the real kidnapperz we do not know anything. Till now, bloody joking site of oversized girlz lustich.de did not react in anyway, but it's weekend, and they surely hava big fat lustich party with lot of spaghettiez anda cookiez anda drinkz and all that stuff. Maybe tomorrow thiz mister chief of lustich, the honorable Thomas Promny writes us letter. Also in internet nothing can be find of dizappearing of Zabim. But, readerz anda listenerz, you can hear us again! Jamphetamines is nice site, one thingie: my Uribi brotha Murat said to me he thinkz music soundz lida bit deeper anda also slower here. Do you think so? To me it seems lida bit deeper, but that's why before on Zabim it was lida bit higher as normal, now you hear my voice really sexy as it is. But to say it's slower, well maybe, but only 0,01 sekondz. I think, it's truth. Just enjoy it again! Overstreamingz!

WARNINGZ: our songz kidnapped by bloody djermanistan funsite?!

-Mat Gundo reportz- We don't know what happened to internetsite Zabim. You, dear readerz, you have thiz also on your PC, if you wanna hear our great Uribi campfire songz anda sing with us - you come on bloody funsite of lustich.de? Thiz is site where peoplez in djermanistan maka big dirty laughterz. Is Zabim now controlled by lustich.de anda his fat masquotti girlz? Or is it bloody hackerz who made thiz? Or, most bad possibility: they kidnapped our Uribisongz! I will write thiz guyz letter, official from our Daily anda of The Free anda Everyoung Republic!

PostaScript: Here is letter I wrote to guyz of Lustich Tribe:

Dearezt Mista Chief Thomas Promny, dearezt Manager-headz anda System-Headz of Lustich.de!
In our Uribistan Daily (URL below), we hava few fine songz published from Murat Tchundyk, the UHU (Uribistan Harmony Urcheztra) and me, Mat Gundo. Usually we have Zadim site, we put on the trackz. But now, if we, and all dear readerz of us, like to hear our songz, we come on your Djermanistan Laughter Site of Lustich.de with fat masquotti Girl. How this is possible? Did you eat Zabim, ok, fine, but where is our music? Is Zabim hacked by evil guyz (maybe of Tzjop Clan?) and now all peoplez who wanna hear good music, see only bloody jokez? Are we only site with this problem, or is it general bullshit-thingy? Anda is it also bullshitting for you? Maybe you did not notice thiz problem, anda you ara wondering why so many peoplez (also from Uribistan) ara visiting your site, even without speaking Djermanistany!I hope you can throw evil beside, lotz of Overstreamingz, Mat Gundo http://uribi.blogspot.com/

Soundtrack for November

Listen and geta real melancholic dive deep into your romantic soul dear reader. Breathe in and breathe outa.
Yours november-depression-preparing Murat

Tzjop Girl - Mat Gundo, Murat and special guest

copyright pics Murat Tchundyk

After the last shaman meeting in Uribi Highlands, me and Mat met Don Pepe from Mexico in the Uribi Midland Canyons at fullmoon. This wasa late summer. I discovered in the studio archives this beautiful recording from the canyons. We hada beautiful night. This isa song about Tzjop Girl. Soon I willa talk about my harem, I ama nearly convinced to geta rid of many womäns buta it isa difficuilt to say goodbye to s.th. you really love.
Yours Murat and enjoy listening to our Uribi Bob Dylan Mat Gundo

Congratulationz to Egoist Tribe anda Comixtranzlation

- Mat Gundo reportz - Dearezt Readerz of both sexes! We hope you are still enjoying singing with us about camelz anda about girlz on camelz anda about freaky banditz trying to kidnap girlz on camelz, anda ofcourse also singing with us about Zeroes.
But now, something else: today we could read that Micelle Eggert from great Egoist Triba has received special Anthropsfy Sphärus prize! We maka big congratulationz to you! This price he became from Our Uribi Ambassador, Mister Christoph Goy. Before in thiz year prize was given to sweet AOEA girl anda to friendz of Terra Canaillo.
Some timez ago, Micelle Eggert said to us, we can also maka Uribi english tranzlation of his wellknown famouz Comix. We began with it, and finished it today. That's Karma! Just enjoy thiz tranzlated comix, singin' along - to maka comix more bigga, just klicka on it!

Camel Love

- mat gundo reportz - Below, Murat gave impressionating list of numberz of our visitorz from all over the Worldz. Hello India, Hello Emirates, Hello Djermanistan, Hello Worldz! Now you can say: hé, but I don't see any Uribi readerz! They are included in 'Network' above. If we began in Uribistan with new telephon, telegraph anda now internet connectionz, American expertz fixed Uribi net. Anda here in Uribistan: telephonating anda internetting, until now, are free.

Yes, there are lot of thingiez in Uribistan, dear readerz, you don't know - here you can learn them. For example our 'thumbgreeting'. On your reactionz we could see, it was very new to you, anda, peoplez, be sure, it has nothing to do with Bayrisch 'fingerhäkeln', or something like thiz.
Now, after big party for our great canaillo-friend mister Kronstadt (I think, soon he wil writa about Uribistan on his Canaillo site, with nice picz of Uribi landscapez and Murat), we turn to normal Uribi life.
And here is something for you to hear: the Uribi song Camel Love. You must know, in Uribistan it is very high pleasure to ride on back of camel. If you hava Camel you are rich. If you hava two Camelz you ara more rich, and so on. But, to ride on Camel with your pretty girlfriend it is very very high pleasure. Anda very very very high pleasure is to sing about riding with most pretty girlfriend on back of Camel. Now, our song Camel Love is about this. The original is ofcourse in high Uribi speach. But we tranzlated it, to maka Uribi Culture very known in whole world. If you hear text, you may notice thiz song was from Uribi Highlandz, joking about guyz from Lowlandz, anda also joking about mystic bandits from mystic Blowlandz. Now, everybody singz this song, also Lowland guyz (Murat, haha). In this verzion I'm singing, the music is made by Uribistan Harmony Urcheztra (UHU). UHU = Machmout, Aleyev, Farrid, Tharuwat, anda ofcourse Uribi Friend Murat. Just enjoy it!

Soon we hava 20 000 Klicks

Dearest lovely womäns and mans, Antropsfy blogheads and Non Antropsfy blogheads,
since April we hava Uribistan Daily. We learna froma you and you learna froma us. A beautiful symbiotic relation. We lova you all!!!!
Now some facts, List of visitor nations on 27th ofa October 2007 ( The first thirty of coursa there are more)

net	Netzwerk	7072
com	Kommerziell	2388
de	Deutschland	1129
ch	Schweiz	985
at	Österreich	743
ca	Kanada	339
in	Indien	323
be	Belgien	308
au	Australien	197
fi	Finnland	178
uk	England	175
nl	Niederlande	147
edu	Bildung	120
gr	Griechenland	78
mx	Mexiko	65
br	Brasilien	58
it	Italien	57
no	Norwegen	55
pl	Polen	50
fr	Frankreich	48
se	Schweden	47
pt	Portugal	42
dk	Dänemark	39
id	Indonesien	37
ae	Ver. Arab. Emirate	36
pk	Pakistan	35
sa	Arabische Emirate	35
org	Organisation	34
my	Malaisia	33
za	Südafrika	29

Thänx and Magash to the world of Uribistan Daily Readers! Pleasa say what you want or nota wanta in these comments. Ifa you wanta to advertise here pleasa geta in contact with us! You could be on top, be ahead your future advertise now. Yearly rates, monthly rates and weekly rates. Let us heckle the right price for you.
From the editorial team Yours frändly Murat Tchundyk

Viziting Uribistan!

-mat gundo reportz- We hava nice dayz now: it is cold but very sunny, anda wheatherwoman is back on station! It is great day to say welcome to one of our Uribi-Blog fathaz, TC Kronstadt, having kinda of birthday today, anda for firzt time in life visiting with super gorgeous Jane the wide anda beautiful landz of The Free anda Everyoung Republic of Uribistan! We had already lida Camelride in mountainz anda visiting olda church in Uribi Highlandz. TC Kronstadt also could join us in the Uribi National Studios, anda saw birth of some songz made by me and Murat anda Uribi Harmony Urcheztra. Ofcourse, they ara only firzt ideas brought on cd, but nice for our readerz to hear - so you ara not only readerz anda viewerz, but also listenerz. Anda today, we ara making with Jane and TC K big Uribi party on farm of Murat, witha lotz of music anda dancing. In the middle of cowz anda sheep anda goatz anda his, allready almost harvested, Anauh Iram fieldz, we will hava fun with the whole village. On picture you see Murat anda TCK making old traditional Shamash greeting. Shamash greeting is originally only for men. The strength of the thumb, how thick, long anda how topping-out they are, says lotz about virility and potency of men. Both guyz mada good Shamash! The pic is made by gorgeous Jane. Let us dance (you can dance on music below: 'Zeroes of Light')!

Zeroes of the light

"Zeroes ofa light" bei Zabim

We donta know whicha Foersterliesl isa righta one. So Mat and Murat mada Song for all Foersterliesls, buta also for all interested peoples. You canna hear Mat singin, pleasa singa along if you are Zero of the light, too
Mat and Murat wishing you a big MAGASH!