The Love story of Goy and Susanna

Our flamboyant ambassador "The Goy" hasa relationship witha secretary in the following You Tube film this is secretly documented in picture and tone. I musta say they are the dream pair ofa Antropsfy Blogheads Sphere 2007. The Uribi peoples lika him and call him " The ambassador ofa hearts" he is also somehow the navel ofa Antropsfy Bloghead scene linking right and left, Jews and Goys, and other opposites lika Capitalism and Steinere togetha. He internalised Uribi culture in Uribi affairs. Bush woulda say: He isa doing a good job. Thänx! ( By the way canna he singa Uribi Anthem by heart?) Many Uribi folks ask this. Maybe he will show soon that he canna.

Togetha witha Susanna he is in a Whitmanian way discoverin th NEW FRONTIER of Uribistan?, of Love?, or is he preparing the third Goetheanum movement? we donta know.....but we are happy justa happy to see this young gorgeous couple dancing to Fagens marvelous music.....

It isa mushroom-time

All shamans are gathering to celebrate the holy mushroom. Mat is very secretive, Don Michele is also nota talking about ita, others in Antropsfy Blogheadscene are doin it as well in Caves, in Israel, in Brazil and so on....Nerone put it to the point everyone
is turning in circles in the middle the EGO. So i think everyone should go into the woods eat the wrong mushrooms and meet BIG FOOT ( native americains call hima Sasquatsch) I think Mat was all the time turned into a Sasquatsch ( he smelled funny, coulda fart lika bear in the last editorial meeting and was very hairy on the back of hisa hands) when he tolda us he was in Uribi Highlands. Yes geta rid of your normal Ego, expand the ASTRO BOOTY, destroy a bit the ELECTRIC BOOTY and leave the physical BOOTY for a while. For young Antropsfy Blogheads there could be bad Karma for next incarnation, ask your antroposophical Doctor, your Eurythmix teacher, maybe your class teacher, your priest or your meditation trainer wehther it is good for you. Whether it isa good Karma to eat those slimy forest inhabitants. Pleasa ask old shamans beforehand, For Old Antropsfy Blogheads there is no danger only physical, that the sky canna drop on your head, but no Karma problems, because you f...ed it anyway, statistically speakin.
I wisha you a good autumn time and good mshroom hunting. Donta eat the wrong ones.

Spiritual Enlightenement in Kickapoo

There isa so much talking of God in other blogs God as Construct and so on... Here isa beautiful story ofa younga man in Americanistan, who has a spiritual awakening. Let`s rock dearest Antropsfy blogheads.
Yours frändly Murat

The INCREDIBLE BLOGBEAST is free again

"Blogbeast is free again" bei Zabim

Dearest lovely Antropsfy blogheads,
our Security Cameras in Institute ofa Hamasheyk recorded last night shocking material.
Mrs. Bluecher our transsylvanian( she comes also from Siebenbürgen lika Ben Esch Kärma?) medical nurse freed Blogbeast. She also reavealed Blogbeasts name. Victor!!!!
Goy please taka care of sensitive Blogbeing!!! Tella everyone in Antroblogsphere puta on good music lika Terra Canaillo! .Then ita isa nota so aggresive!
Murat

Literature recommendation

" My voice was not as sweet as Conka`s, but Grandfather said that it hardly mattered, the important thing was the right word, to pull it out, or squeeze it short, and then dress it up with air from my lungs. He said that when Conka and I sang, we were air and water in a pot, and together we boiled."

ZOLI, Colum McCann

This is a wonderful book about the life of the ROMANI ( Gypsy) people in Cechoslovakia between 1940-2003. It isa the story ofa singer and a poet who became famous behind the iron curtain and escaped to the West. Giva ita read. Have you thought ofa where all the gypsies gone, they camped in former times in front of the town at the river on a car park? This is the only people who are not computerised and digitally registered. They are still fighting aginst that. And Colum McCann isa phantastic writer!!!!! (In djerman you only geta Hardback edition)
Yours frändly Murat

On the borderline

After having caughta the INCREDIBLE BLOGBEAST, I thought to go on a little holiday togetha witha Machmoud and Tharuwat. We wanta to go to Afghanistan. Buta we always hava problema at the border. I aska myself, whata isa it, that they donta trusta me. My beard, my clothing, my quarter jewish nose, my glasses or the smell of perfuma "Damascus Rose"?
For whata are they lookin, untaxed Poppies, bombs, medicines, or even names. They asked us where are we goin anda I tolda truth. I said: " We are goin to visit our Uncle Osaman." Thata wasa mistake. Hardly dida I say this name. One vanilla and chocolate americained soldiers wasa witha us. We shoulda spend a whole night with them, playin funny games they aska we answer. Also djerman soldier cama. I aska hima whether he belonga also to Steinereclan. He answer me, that he went to Steinere school. " Hey we musta be spiritual brothers from same triba." I try to kissa him, becausa I thought we could discuss Antropsfy bloghead thingies. No way, they immediately puta me into chains. He tolda me thata he isa defending the Archangels Hirarchie of Djermany in the Hindukush. He wasa nota frändly as you all my Antropsfy blogheads. I wanta to discuss witha hima how he is hava real sexy time with four booties. He slapped me in face. He nota nica memba ofa triba. In his office he had a pic of Info 3 Ex hero Green - little - river hangin. I tolda hima that I ama biga fan ofa him. Then he began to soften up a bit.
We talked a little bita of the burning ofa first Goetheanum. He thinks that it was luciferic beings and the incarnation of Haroun Al-Rashid (Incarnated asa Swiss farmer) who puta fire on wood building. This isa reason why he fighta in Hindukush. I thought this man hasa mission. Live free or die hard anda i wanta to kiss hima again, buta i didnt try, so we stopped playin game they aska we answer. I suggested to play Steinere favourite game. I see something whata you cannot see. They becama a little bita more relaxed when Tharuwat my cousin gave them magic uribi stone to inhale. Soon they were flying high as prison ceiling, and the key were dangling down sow e could go outa ofa prison.
I actually applied to be parta ofa Herbstakademie in Amselhof as speaker. Info 3 isa still thinka about ita, buta do you think they also will controll me lika those soldiers, whena they invita me?
Do I hava to looka lika David Beckham justa to walk without hussle over border,public buildings and other western instituition, smell lika womän without one single pubic hairand Having wife with plastic breasts and big lips lika cow, or playing soccer a sport only gay peoples play. Is this what you call civilisation in the west?
Murat Tchundyk reports

The catch of the INCREDIBLE BLOGBEAST

Dearest lovely Antropsfy blogheads,
we hava Incredible Blogbeast. With the power ofa music we try to humanize so thata God canna awake in him. It hardly speaks Uribi buta there is no danger anymore for Antropsfy blogheads sphere. We soften the Astropowers by homoepathic dosis ofa musica.which stregthens the electric booty.Oksana, Machmud and me caughta ita last Saturday on full moon. See for yourself

"The catch of the INCREDIBLE BLOGBEAST" bei Zabim

I founda diaries of my Grandpa

The republishing ofa booka ofa my grandpa is on its way. But yesterday I looked in old paper box I gotta from my Dad and I founda old Diaries ofa my Grnadpa fro 1929 he wrota while he was exploring the Uribi desert. Then I found pic which freaked me and Oksana ( we were relaxin a bit by reading Pamela books and the diary of grandpa Aleyev. He tooka pic ofa Stone(d) shaman. Reada for yourself what he wrota to the pic he took. The remaining parts ofa diary are in a very bad condition. Hopa Mat is nota becomin Stone Shaman during his holiday camp up in Uribi Highlands.
Murat reports

Uribibrothers from Americanistan

Gotta post this morning from Uribi brothers in Americanistan. Check ita outa! They are goin to helpa us to hunt down THE INCREDIBLE BLOGBEAST hopefully.
Yours frändly Murat

Republished the Travel book of Aleyev Tchundyk

The wonderful Travel book of my Grandfather isa republished.A beautiful gem ofa Uribi literature:
" I shalla always rememba the first camp at the foot of the Uribi mountains. We hada stopped in a shallow watercoursa whicha ran outa into the plain, anda we hada dumped our camle saddles into the hota sands between thorn bushes and boulders. Soma ofa our guides saida in hushed voices: " These boulders are stoned uribi shamans who walka arounda in night dressed upa in womans clothes." I didnt believe that olda talka. Rubbish I thought. Anda these thoughts were keepin me apart from my companions. Anda it wasa the first tima I felt lonely. Later Muchmad cooked good uribi rice in the old kasaki way. Thata meant hot, verrrry hot.
I asked my companions for the Empty Space, the goal ofa my ambitions. Nona ofa the camel riders and companions hada heard. " Whata is ita he isa talking abouta? Whata does he wanta?" " God alone knows. I cannot understanda his talka." At last Muchmad exclaimed " Oh! He means The Sands," anda I realized thata this was their name for the great Uribi desert witha its dissappearin sanddunes.
I swear by whatever God thera isa ina heaven this night I coulda hear the boulders arounda me whisperina ina manifold tongues. "
p. 2
Yes my fränds every school kid in Uribistan knows those lines by heart. One of our great achievements in modern Uribi literature. And a wonderful travel book of my Grandfather and one ofa Uribistans first explorer.
MURAT TCHUNDYK REPORTS

Go on a short holiday

Dear lovely Antropsfy blogheads,
are you at home and it isa hot, you hava to worka and your partner is away telling you: Hey babe I neda time on my own to sort myself outa some kinda of that shit please relaxa now and meeta Tony Sinclair.
Are you away and you canta go to beach because the sand isa lika hot glowing coals and you are surrounded by red pink pigeaters, kiddies are screaming, beautiful womaens are only interested in their handies and not in you. You couldnt sleep because the neighbours were hardfucking all night and your stomach isa burning becausa ofa straensch meal and your money isa disaappearing really fast and anyway you justa wanta hava fun holidays.... relaxa now go on adventure with Tony sinclair in the cooolness of pC screen.
Yours fraendly Murat

REMBETIKO? (Immigrant Music)

What isa rembetiko? It isa the Blues of Balkan, it isa nota happy syrtaki hopping around for tourists. In this music you hava embedded all the pain and passion ofa Balkan .It isa "The Philosophy of Freedom" ofa the Balkan.Also it isa immigrant music, whena all turkish Greeks hada to go back to Greece. Back then in their HOMELAND they were Strangers and Outsiders, so they played in the underground clubs of Athens.
Uribibrothers and the "Mangas" (Rembetes) are related.For Djermans: " Rembetika seien,Lieder von Rembetes für rembetes und ein Rembetis ( similiar to a real Uribi Man) sei ein Mann, der Kummer habe und ihn aus sich heraus brächte." We also hava Uribi Rembetiko, music influenced by Greek Guestworkers. Soon you will see on YOU TUBE.
In this little film there is so much unsaid between the man and the huge eyed woman. pLEASE writa in Comments what is unsaid. Giva speech to these characters. Maka film script."Speak and thou revealest thyself." quote by Mr. Steinere.
Magash. Yassas!!! Efkaristo kali!!!! Hopa Uribi sistas and brodas!!!!
Yours frändly Murat

Immigrants in Uribistan

In the 13th century the Emporor Otto the Second of the Djerman-Roman Empire send Abraman Djermans to the Uribi midlands to build castles and colonies to defend the " Eveningland" ( Europe) from the Mongolian Golden Hordes. In the Kasaki-Uribi civil war a century ago both tribas committed a genocide on this old Abraman Djermans. Hardly any ofa them are left. But surprise and joy filled our overstreaming hearts, because we founda an olda abraman speakin Uribi. He calls himself e.a. buta he hava comin out and calls himself in old abraman uribi English ie.äi. Example of his Uribi Dialect:
lavli!
enscheu jurselv! werri neiß. lavli! rieali lavli. ei gett mie not mor in.
jurs e.a. * found in comments ofa Aoeablog.
I also founda tree in the Uribi midlands who is nota Uribi buta Austrian. Nowadays there are animals who immigrate and also plants who immigrate. I talka to tree i cannota understanda hima. Maybe our austrian visitor who visits Uribistan Daily canna translate for us whata treee says.

"Talking Tree" bei Zabim

Watch film ofa tree.
Please dear austrian peoples giva us translation in comments.
MT reports

Poppyappeal on INDEPENDENCEDAY

Dearest lovely fränds,
remember your last inkarnation, being incarnated in Northamerica, 1776 the declaration of INDEPENDENCE, "all human beings are born free and equal", that inspired the Frenchrevolution. some years later One hundred years later the words of poet:
To a President:
All you are doing and saying is to America dangeled mirages,
You have not learn`d of nature- of the politics of Nature you have not learn`d the great amplitude,recitude, impartiality, you have not seen that only such as they are for these states, and that what is less than they must sooner or later lift off from these states.
Walt Whitman 1860
Another hundreds years later:
Pull my poppy - tip my cup - cut my thoughts - for coconuts - bone my shadow - dove my dream - milk my mind and make me cream - hop my heart on- harp my height - hip my angel - hype me enlight en me - heal the raindrop- sow the eye - woe the worm - work the wise - whore my door - beat my beer - craze my hair - bare my poor- pope my parts- pop my pet- pluck uribi poppies - pit my plum.
Allen Ginsberg, Jack Kerouac, Neal Cassady and Murat Tchundyk ( 1951, 2007 4th of July)
Now I hava to go to harvest of poppies. Magash !!!
Yours frändly Murat

Uribi Folktales part 2

Magash! With love from Murat

A blue moon`s rising
is silencing all our talks and discussions
about what is right and wrong.
A half moon just enough light
to finda our way,
left or right, black or white
up or down,
home or to the open road.
It doesn`t a really matter.
See ya at the crossing my fränds,
lighthearted.

Murat

Open Forum overcome your preconceived ideas

Dearest lovely quarelling Antropsfy blogheads,
I contacted Mr. Cohen http://www.andrewcohen.org/blog/and asked him to come to Uribistan. Maybe he is comin tonight on the longest day of the year. So lets discuss the Ego with hima here. Please be nica and tender to each other. So let maka our own picture abouta hima.
Yours frändly Murat
P.S. Please giva a warm welcome for Mr. Andrew Cohen, if he comes and let us together overcome our spoilt EGOs.

Uribi-Kasaki-Folktales 1

Dearest lovely Antropsfyblogheads for you with love from Murat Tchundyk

Uribistan Embassy is open now!!!!

An important moment in Uribi history. The Embassy is for all free peoples all over the world. ( Sorry Goy, we couldnt finda Mercedes, but in Berlin traffic jam you are more mobile with that italian car, nica secretary for you Goy? pleasa tella peoples when you are open and learn our Hymn by heart)Nerone also biga thank you, a mix of Steiner, Wright and Zumthor. He musta be devil of a architect.
Magash!!!!!
Yours frändly Murat
P.S. Apply (click link for further infos)for lifetime Green Card and see where our country is?

I ama alive!!!!!!!!! Try a little tenderness

Dearest lovely antropsfyblogheads,
Hamasheyk is freeeeeeee!!!!! The repairs on the Kasakhi-Stress-Test-machine is ready and steady to begina.
i thought after i hava been in warzone to maka my bloground. Cheesus, wartriba very damaging. Nerone hada two Kamikaze fighters on his blog, the Happy Beater and iliterate Mr. Goat. he wanted to make Neronybar shut. Called Last orders, drinka up boys and go home, buta they demolished all tables, glasses, so that Doctor Franky was comin in other blog at the Egoistaa nd suggested mental distortion is around, wow, Barbaras Numba 1 and two weree scratchin their eyes outa. Mr. Big Editor from National Ghost News Info 3 were givin English lessons and introduced new word BESHOUWERED. Mr. Goat interpreted and so on...Mat whata on earth were you doin there whila we were shootin the shit out of the dark forces of Caliban? It worked in the enda thanks Ulfat and Mat. Nerone is invitin now real fränds to his blog. And Green little river went ona holiday Helllauuuuu, makin big bussines witha Josie Canillo!!!!I knew Josie and Green-little-River good business mäns. Annette is bankrupt no more bloggin parties. Mr. kronstadt hada to explaina a lota. Hey I ama confuseda. Lampenhausen was attacket by the beater. He the Beater suggesta heavy sexual intercourse practica, some kinda of Anthropotantra? Canna you giva me answers? Goy is sittin in his bloga sits in hisa blog smokin fat cuban cigars and thinks: When the heck is the openin party of Uribistan Embassy in Berlin. Nerone is waitin for his secretary he has to share witha Christoph. Oh yesa sir, masa you geta Mercedes soon and secretary.
besida film you seee secretary for NERONE and GOY:
And now lets try a little tenderness and shaka your booty. And dearest lovely Mr. Cohen, you are little rascal torturing youra little followers by forcin them to maka spirtually high pressured push ups. Softies those westerners, keep challenga those weaklings. I treat my slaves at home also sometimes lika dogs, and you know they are thankful and grateful for ita, buta today lets all shaka and be tender. This is preperation party for embassy openin in Berlin.
Yours frändly full hearted free and ever young Murat Tchundyk