Big fun in Apartheidcountry

Here in Uribistan we donta like fundamental fanatix. In our beautiful world we hava too many of them. Anda if fundamental fanatix are religiouz fundamental fanatix, it is even more horrible. In the old Israelland it is merely impossible to finda solution, to finda peace between Arabs anda Israelis.  We hava fanatix on both sites. What nazis did with Jewz in 12 yearz, now Israelis do witha Palestines in over 60 yearz, justa more slowly. Ofcourse, if you say thiz in Djermanistan or in blogz read by djermani readerz, commentatorz say you are yourself a nazi - thiz is normal: if you are son or grandson of a guy who killed jewz in the 3th bloody Reich, you cannot say something againzt Israel. Notice: we musta made difference between jewz anda official Israeli politix! But I'm not a Djermanistani, my ancestorz too had big problemz with nazis, also I need not to cloze my eyez and say only how modern and fine and democratical Israelcountry is, anda last bastion against creepy primitive islamfanatix around them. No: hate creepz forwarts everywhere, anda ofcourse we must not thinka about what Hamasguyz would do with Israelis if they had full powerz. Peoplez, wake up! You are all blended by hate, by the history of pain and misery, by bloody old religionz. Be free, maka dance, not war! Anda if some people, lika the one who showz thiz video on youTube, is grieved anda angry about the occupatorz of their city justa make lida dance, afta praying of imam, maybe those soldierz for one moment, not realy aware of what they did, they saw their masquerade, they saw the absolute nonsense of being a soldier,the absurdity of thiz situation, eventually killing people or get killed by othas, justa for what? Let us dance. throw away your armz, fill your riflez with rosez. Down with all kindz of apartheid, oppression anda humilation. Nexta time, soldierz: please dance togetha with the citizenz of Hebron! Overstreamingz, peace, Marat Tchundyk Gundo

Dearezt Readerz in whole world!

Dearezt sistas anda brothas! Yes, now it's time to speak lida bit with you about myself, during lifetime as Mat Gundo. Lotz of brothas anda sistas are asking me: what happened in prison in Fak Hue terrortimez in Uribistan?
Well, everybody here reading the Uribistan Daily, knows history of Uribistan. Also the fact, that in sowjet timez only part of Uribistan was visible. This, because our great highland shamans of the past, did the great, difficult disappearance trick. Over 72 years our great country disappeared, has national pralaya form (only some lowlandz were visible anda part of sowjet republic). Now, in thiz horrible Fak Hue timez it was same: in highlandz the Shamanic Union of Uribistan asked the 12 secret high-shamans, they will do disappearance trick again. Ofcourse, it is risky thingy:you don't know, you can come back again in visible, materialistic world! In meantime, they throw me in dirty Fak Hue prison. And now, you must imagine: in the Highlandz the shaman colleages started with the Disappearance Magix. And I started to become bigger and bigger, to spread out over Uribistan. Thiz was part of our shamanistic action. Ofcourse on an etheric level, but on otha hand I disappeared also on materialistic level. One day,I was gone. Thiz was very bad situation for Fak Hue gouvernment: the Fak Hue cowardz did not have me anymore, but I was everywhere. They were very anxious and afraid, could not sleep anymore, and went total nuts. Well,you know the rest: the Fak Hue dictatorship is gone now, anda we hava Free anda EverYoung republic again (know you can imagine the real meaning of this name, EverYoung!). But for me, the material body was gone - there was only one possibility to come back: I began a spiritual community anda union with bastardbrotha of HH Murat Joy Tchundyk, Marat.
Well, here I am again, hello everybody! Overstreamingz, yourz Ma(ra)t Tchundyk Gundo! Uribistan is a land of miraclez!

OVERSTREAMINGZ OM NAMASTE !

- mat gundo reportz - Dearezt readerz, great overstreamingz again! We love to see you are here hearing anda seeing great teachingz of new uribi-anthropsfix guru, my dear Uribi Brotha Murat Tchundyk. I can say to you all, he is doing fine anda feeling very good in his new home US of A. Afta his disappearance he went with Jane (yes, Jane from Terra Canaillo!) to the States. I think Jane makes it possible for him to receive green card anda stay there - being guru anda having his lida booksellers- anda mumbo djumbo-shop! Till now on Terra Canaillo they did not tell the true story of disappearance of Murat (well, I think most of you don't think about it anymore!), but I will ask Joseph C to write it down for you - it must be!

Ofcourse the teachingz of Murat here are not the whole stuff he let you know, he can offer to you. You must go in his speechez anda satsangz to hear more anda feel energy anda knowledge from heart to heart! He told me that first thing he wants on this site, is that peoplez feeling lucky and good. Just be one in God, etc. My good canaillo friend Joseph C. told me, that in next never-ending-tale-episode he talkz about special Guru Fair in Queens (NY), witha Mumbo Djumbo anda meditationbattle (ofcourse all spiritual anda with love) between Brotha Tchundyk anda Green Lida Riva! Well, I can't wait long to read thiz!
O yes: on 24th of May Lida Green Riva gives cozmic party for his dissiplez anda followerz anda friendz. Just enjoy it! Maka great event of it! (By the way: I tranzlated Emissionz!)
Yes, I haven't forget it: the pic above! No, we are not memberz of The Tel Aviv Swimm Conspiracy (sorry to our good and marvelous friendz Levi Stern and Solomon). We took this pic after having Springritual in big Holy Sea in the Uribi Highhlandz with lotz of nice women (this pic is some yearz ago, we were in good form those timez! Ofcourse till now we do it every year!). Om Namaste Magash Overstreamingz!

OVERSTREAMINGZ TO ALL READERZ!

- Mat Gundo reportz - Dearezt Blogheadz, Antropsfyboyz anda -girlz, dearezt Uribistanfanz! Sorry Barbara and all the otha girlz loving so much Herrmann the F*ck Finkelsteen! I know, you luv him, you dig him - but, for a very special job in the Uribi Midland Dessertz, he will be away till summer 08. He does very interesting and scientific investigationz about the sexlife of the Uribi-Kwalá. The Uribi-Kwalá is a kind of very rare dessert-bear. In 200 yearz we have reportz about only 27 male animalz. Now, Herrmann tries to find anda observe a female Uribi-Kwalá. Good luck herrmann, you lida bastard!
Long timez I could not write, firzt I had lotz of work with the liberation of Mo Slim. You know, he was in a prison in Jerusalem. After, with our good friendz Levi Stern anda Solomon the Big Ass-Jumper, we had nice vacationz on Waikiki-beach, payed by the generouz Tel-Aviv Swimm Conspiracy. Meanwhile I did succesfully investigationz in the MURAT CASE!
We could read a lot about Murat in the last months. I was on a secret mission in Moskwa, I followed trades in Africa, in a few countries Near-East and in Europe.
We will tell you the truth - it was horrible, the suffering of Murat! Something you did not know till now: in the Hamasheyk Institute lotz of clones were made of the Muratseed. After the real Muratseed disappeared, chaotic situationz grew in the Hamasheyk institute. We stand under pressure: the Uribistan gouvernment did not want to beginn a world war with the Russianz. In those dayz these clones were also lost! Horrible! So, most of the storiez you red about Murat, are storiez of his clones!! What happened to the real Murat? I can say one thing now: he was shipped to Europe in a special 'Uribi Carrotz Seed' 5 tonz delivery! The rest of the story, well for some earz, it might be too hard, too cruel, too pervers... You can read it in the next dayz on Terra Canaillo. The reason why? I can tell you: yes, Murat lives in New York and has a herbal shop, but... he has a girlfriend in Big Apple, helping him, financial, cultural, with mind anda also with whole body...: Jane!
Overstreamingz for you, Mat Gundo.
PS: ofcourse we will contribute to The Hopper Contest in Mondo Blogo!

Saturday evening fun: HOT HOT HOTTENTOT !

-Mat Gundo reportz! -After all this 'Neostupidz Party of Djermanistan-Bullshit' (see below), we hava something nice for our readerz, you can maka your own text on it anda sing, or just dance - but don't forget to wear your banana-dress! We have thiz video especially for The Happy Beater - who likez Hottentotz : Josephine Baker with 'Hot Hot Hottentot'. The music is from the famous year 1925. As you can sea, in thiz time all peoplez were racists, even the blackz! Thiz is kind of negromusic, if you are pregnant, some people say, don't hear it, if you don't want to increase possibility your son becomes curly hair anda big red kiss-lips, anda your daughter hava fine bum! By the way: if you are wondering why peoplez today are little kind of gaga - lotz of their mummiez heard Heino anda Dieter Bohlen. That's much worser!

And the song is so happy and cheerful, and Josephine is dancing so sexy for our (Grand)-Grandfatherz!

Neostupidz Party of Djermanistan (NPD)

-Mat Gundo reportz - The situation in Djermanistan is lita bit bad if you hava otha colored skin. Let us think about those peoplez who have been beaten anda killed because they have otha skin-color, or, simply because they were different.

In Djermanistan, still there ara peoplez, who hava great difficulties with colourz. They are kind of colourblind, they only see a white, anda, interesting, shit-brown. Those peoplez mostly go, after leaving their boring adolescent homez, in groupz where they can howl togetha, like wolfz, anda hearing tapes anda viewingz filmz of the great Djermanistan comedian anda Hyper-Asshole Adolf H. anda his asshole friendz. Adolf H. tried a few timez to matriculate on an Academy of Art, but he was too bad, and so he could not learn to handle different kindz of colourz, he only could think in whites anda shit-browns anda, we think so, he had only erectionz by viewing blonde girlz wit blue eyez. He was a big disease for Djermanistan. It is already longtime ago that mister Hyper-Asshole killed himself, thiz was, I think, the best thing he did in his whole life. But, the disease goes further, till now in 2007, peoplez in Djermanistan likes what he said and what his murderz did in his 1000 year-go-back-kingdom. Today such peoplez ara organised, as we told above, in litta kind of 'Wolf-groupz', beating anda killing foreignerz, mostly if they have otha colour, and wenn those Hyper-Asshole fanz get lita bit older, they go into the Neostupid Party of Djermanistan (NPD). The Neostupidz are part of Djermanistan democracy, but in fact they don't want democracy. Thiz is a paradox! If in Uribistan you maka political party by following the democratic rulez and lawz, but in your programm anda speech, you do not follow them, but being contrary, it does not take long, anda your pseudo-party is forbidden anda personz become new education in democracy, peoplez lawz, etc. If thiz does not work, you go in Uribi Desert to look for the desertsheeps anda -goatz. Maybe you hava enlightenment anda becomez otha political ideas. But in Uribistan, this never happened, it is not necessary. I think here in Djermanistan it is hard necessary to do something, lika in Uribistan in such case we would do, meanwhile, to much people think like Neostupidz Party of Djermanistan. We have few videoz abhout Neostupidity anda about the Party, which we will show you. It is interesting to see the perception in Djermanistan anda to hear the Neostupidz witha their own wordz.

Building a new Goetheanum in Uribistan!

- Mat Gundo reportz ! - Dearezt readerz, anda especially those who are anthropsfy-(blog)headz! We hava great newz for you! We are going to build a real 3rd Goetheanum in Uribistan!We are still thinking in which place this beautiful building will arise: in the neighbourhood of our great Hamasheyk Institut, in our capital, or on holy groundz in my beloved Uribi Highlandz. Everybody wants to hava the new Goetheanum, anda we must think and a talk a lot to make the right decision. The building is very open anda dynamic. Light can flow in it, good vibez can flow out of it. After a long search for an architect who can build such a spiritual, almost etherical building (we placed greatest demandz on it), we finally found the great architect mister Böhm from Djermanistan. On the picturez you can follow the transformation, yes, we could say the goetheanistic methamorphosis of the Goetheanum buildingz:

Above, in sepia, is the famous olde, wooden, Goetheanum with the double domed roof. In the middle, the farbpic, you see the now existing 2nd Goetheanum, one of the firzt concrete buildingz in the world. For yearz it had also one of the greatest stages in the world.

At least, you see the architect drawing for our 3rd Uribi Goetheanum. We recognize the cupola of the firzt Goetheanum, and the form of the second, only, it is transformed now in light by glas, steel anda otha modern building materialz. It looks fragile, but has immense power, it is a like big Ear hearing in the Kosmos, it is a lika big Mouth speaking in the World. Thiz Goetheanum will be a place of integration, spirituality, science, freedom anda peace!

true story in germanistan: no go area

Our friends from Canaillo-Tribe, staying in far away landz, sends us, the blogheadzfamily, from time to timez nice true stories! Here in Germanistan, we also hava a true story, but is not so nice. In the flowering landscapes of the former Germanistan Democrat Republix, it must be very desolated anda boring anda peoplez hava no-future-thinkingz anda are little bit stupid, that it is a possible that about 50 young men (anda women?) ara hunting 8 peoplez who have otha colour of skin anda otha way of speaking. Just anotha sad day in Germanistan! Wake up!

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mysteries of the goy - unveiled : sisterz

Mat Gundo Reports! - Every month, after killing a kitten, our Ambassador in Berlin, the dear Mister Christoph Goy, gives mysteries to his (anthro)blogheadz! Mostly he gives some impossible picz, anda one of his hottest fanz is Barbara Girl. But not only Barbara Girl, even The Happy Beater shows his innocent side, and both they flow on their Schiller's 'Spieltrieb'. In thiz moments, yes, you can really love Mister Happy Beater, he also likez to play, anda can find Child Inside. In case of Barbara: we love her anytime!
But now, for all those, who don't believe it: we solved, after a heavy Uribi Highland Brand drinking night, the special august-mystery of Mister Christoph! Here we will show you the facts, no doubt, Mister Christoph was also there, in Monaco at the Red Cross Ball: also, on the left you see Girly Princess Caroline of Hannover (Monaco)*, look at the flowerz she has, and on the righta you see Mr Christophs mystery-pic:







Maybe now dear Barbara Baby believes us!
Ofcourse thiz is only plastic fun, very, very serious, is the fact that THE INCREDIBLE BLOGBEAST ESCAPED!!
Please, help us to catch him, look in your Blog!!
Overstreaming, also for Caroline, Mat Gundo.


*in the background, only half and very dark, you can find our ambassador Mister Christoph

Meditation anda Masturbation

Mat Gundo reportz! -Dear (fe)male readerz! Today we talkabout very male subject! Ofcourse also women they do it, everybody does it, but now we speak about this special nobody-talkz-about-it topic from Uribi male view! 'Oh, so disgusting' even some peoplez think, anda otherz say, it is good for you, getting everything overstreaming anda keep prostata healthy. If you going upon mountainz anda doing meditation, you hava to fighta with lots of temptationz, anda animalz from the deepest down worldz. You hava to purify yourselve, to become master of astral booty, after that, master of electric booty and finaly physio booty. In astral booty ara lots of desires, wishes anda otha fine thingiez, like anger, fear, etc. How to deal with them? We know that our anthropsfy friendz, if they ara truly going path of wisdom, they hava very few rulez to follow: ofcourse, first is: being humble (here, most of them allready are dropped down). But the rulez must coma out of them, in exercising the path and doing the 6 (7) so called 'Nebenübungen' (this has nothing to do with 'Nibelungen'), to become master of the own thinking, feelingz anda willingz. They make them togetha with the otha meditationz. There isa practically one thingy explicit forbidden: it is a drinking of alcohol, of whiskeys anda brandz anda beerz (ofcourse also taking other heavier drugz). Here, anotha big part of anthropsfy-scolarheadz are dropped down. Alcohol, it putz in you a pseudo-Ego, if you drinka, maybe you thinka having big inspirationz, but it is not you who is acting, it is a kind of alcoholic-pre-korsakow double of you. To meditate you must be clean. This isa truth. But how is it with otha thingies, lika having fine sexy time? Sometimes you can meet anthropsfy-people, being a kinda of vegetarian, having clear eyes and talking lots about Steiner-topicz, knowing everything about higher worldz as described in GA (so called 'Gesamtausgabe' of great mister Steiner), but you may hava impression about them having nothing between their legz! Ofcoursa we believe in whole human with all four and more booties, and having on the one hand high community with holy worldz anda angelz, having on the other hand here in this world fine sex witha physio booty! But now thinka bit: you going to Uribi Highlandz to meditate over months, anda you must purify your Uribi-body to get attention of higher worldz. There ara no women there in the Highlandzmeditation place, there ara no sheep anda chickenz, only you. Now you feel deepezt need to hava sexy time. Can you do it now yourself by masturbating, lika also straight antropsfyheadz in secret room, they do it? But you musta be overcome your needz anda wishes - for this special time on Uribi Highlandz ofcourse - therefore there is some fine stuff to help you, it is not expensive anda absolute help for you, if you are for a not-so-long-time lonely disciple on the path of freedom anda love in intensive course , here they are:

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well, hava lots of fun, also in meditation! still overstreaming, Mat Gundo.

Posta Script anda Important Note: hava you seen the lettertype at the opening badge?! Here you see that masturbation isa making the serpent very week, this serpent, which normaly goes up to you to open chakras! Ofcourse in anthropsfy way of meditation, serpent goes down, first you open upper chakras, then lower chakras. Also..

REAL GOOD NEW OVERSTREAMINGZ !

Mat Gundo reportz - Oeewee! Yes, overstreaming, real overstreamed pure love excitingness highly overflowed beyond all stars experienced tranzerotix illuminationz anda enlightenmentz!!! I'm so happy to be back again from those amazing Uribi Highlandz, were I coma from! I'm so happy to sit now near my Brotha Murat and all otha Men anda Womenz from our Uribi fatherz country! May also be Peoplez Spirit of the Country be as Happy anda Big Overstreaming of pure Luv!
Yes, back I am - seeing brotha Murat fighting anda struggling with his own Faith anda with Big Incr. Blogbeing! O, what a Hero! Yes, he is a True Hero! Anda all the peoplez which were also in thiz topic! Lika those new two or more Farmer Lieserl witha White Wool Underwear Pantiez! Anda Franz, anda Annetta (you wrota you hava a picture we can see you witha red spectaclez on Goetheanum Holy Ground Festival Party 'Righta in the Middle')? Whera we can see you lovely face with Spectaclez? You only wear spectaclez? In your bloggy? You allready wrota big article about `Righta in the Middle'? Yes, I also lika very much to worka anda being busy righta in the middle! Anda nice Goy who still does good work as ambassador in Berlin! May he also be in good spiritual vibez there within kosmosexual swingz of Lampenhausen. I thinka both now musta be in kind of holidayz, lika also whole Canaillo Triby isa dancing Samba in Brasilistan? Do they liva now thera in Jungle drinking soma psychedelic Indian plantz? Anda what ara our big friendz Green Little River anda Happy Beater doing now? I saw Riverman being comicsicated by Big Egoizt, who is a also talking muchy about guy called Ben Esch, being member of jew tribe? Anda also becoming Big Nazi befora going to Christian Community anda making Antropsfyhead Talkingz! How thiz isa possible? First being jew anda nazi anda after antropsfyhead? I thinka Ben Esch musta be in great kamaloka now anda is as a burning Fire reminding hiz Nazi Bullshit! We musta help him, by making everything clear about hiz bad doingz in thiz world, but also by praying for him anda shining lightz on his supra-terrestrial paths asa being now living in a only two booties: astralbooty anda ego-booty, anda ofcourse because he wasa developing the booties, in hisa ghostselve booty. Hiz electric booty is a spacing now through etheric worldz eaten by angelz, his pysical booty allready mouldred in a stuttgart graveyard. Egoist Guy isa very active, lika Nerony Boy anda new BeatagentBlog called 'Seitensprung', also very active! Yes, anda ofcourse here, my dear Murath Uribibrotha, isa so, so active too! Witha all female Fanz and witha wordz so many, about our speaking tree (I love thiz tree, he is a olda friend of my father), anda his big 'seelenprüfung' on a borda with Afghanistan meeting americanistan gunmen anda nasty germanistan waldorf-guy! I thinka he must have been from Litlle River Triby, anda woulda maka some cozmic jokez with Murat and his friendz! He certainly was not from Egoizt Tribe, Goy Tribe, Cosmic Sexual Tribe or from our Brotha Canaillo Triby! Maybe he was from Beater Tribe!
Well, if I came out from Uribi Highlandz, first I mada little tour in East anda looked for Sri Puppetji anda old boy Dattatreya (he still talked here about Real anda False Enlightenment). We talked about problemz with dollarz, about women ofcourse anda having also problemz with them, anda about still being healthy after smoking anda drinking lotz of Uribi Junk anda lot of sexy timez! Then he mada for 'You Tube' nica conversation about dealing with problemz about money, relationz anda health. After reading my happy wordz, now you can see happy wordz of datta guru!
Overstreaming, yourz Mat Gundo!

Walking lika Jesus on Waters!

-mg reportz- Dear Readerz! On the bloggy of our friendz Josy Canaillo anda TC Kronstadt, we can see now film of mister Theo Van Gogh, descendant of the famous Vincent. Mister Theo did lot of funny thingz in life, being very individual anarchizt. Not all of his jokez are só very good - few of them ara more on level from otha Dutchman, the former Rudolf Carrell, as he did the trick with the underwear. Ofcourse thiz is littabit lowclass joking, but the reactionz of the Fat Catz in Iran were also very lowclass. Mister Carrel had to hida himself few dayz, lika kind of little Salman Rushdie. We think in our world people has to decide themself, they make good or bad jokes, and to maka joke you can choose every subject! The motion picture of Van Gogh made about islamic woman is not a joke. It is very serious, and it will taka long time before it will change islamic view on women. But it is a beginning! On the little motion picture you see below, you will see Theo Van Gogh also having magical powerz! He is a lika Jesus walking on the waterz, anda making blessingz like Bene XVI. It is not a finished motion picture, but are only few shotz to make film of it. By the way: therefore no chriztian wanted to kill him...

Anthropsfy in Tschermany

-mg reportz- Ofcourse, in these timez with big Murat party, and again party with opening of our Embassy, we are very busy. But, there is allwayz a time to introduce great eventz in intellectual, philosophical anda antropsphycal fieldz! Mister Zanders from Berlin has written a great book about the history of Anthropsfy in Tschermany*. Mister Zanders himself is not anthropsfyhead, and therefore it is a, I thinka, more objective anda honezt as other bookz about this topic can be. I thinka, this book must be read by the real anthropsfyheadz and everybody who is seriously interested in the matter! There is only one thing: this booky is very expensive - it is 246,-- €! This is about 480,-- old tscherman marks! Anda a lot, lot of Uribi Dollars! Ofcourse I know, everything is relative. If you, anthropsfy blogheadz goes into good Lady's Red House, you pay for an evening witha few girlz and champaign and four roses whiskey 500,-- €. This price you pay for two bookz of Zanders! In Lady's Red House you hava one night big fun anda two months veneric evil. Buying two bookiez of Zanders, you hava one day bad consciousness if your wife ask you money for shopping, but afterwardz you hava 2-3 months of real BIG ANTHROPSFY FUN! Also, you can choose! For those, who wanna go into Lady's Red House, I made translation in Uribi-English, it will be much cheaper as original anda only have about 192 pagez! Today I wrota the 'Verlag Vandenhoeck & RuprechT' to send me one specimen to translate!In Uribi-English, it's edited by the Uribi State & Peoplez Library, the title and prize is: Anthropsfy in Tschermany - theopsfy visionz anda society doingz, small version 190 pages, translated by Mat Gundo. Recycled sowjet-paper 50,- U$ (Uribi Dollar), goat-skin version 199,- U$. 1U$=0,27 €-cents.

The original german book you find here!* Anthroposophie in Deutschland -Theosophische Weltanschauung und gesellschaftliche Praxis 1884–1945 1. Auflage 2007 1916 Seiten mit 37 Abb. und 36 Tab. in 2 Bänden, gebunden 246,00 € [D] ISBN 978-3-525-55452

situation in uribistan!

-mg reportz- Still here on the big international Shaman Conference in Hcan-Rôd, we heard about the terrible situation in Hamasheyk. We did not heara anything from Murat! We hope he is still aliva anda on this earth breathing!
In thiz situation I can talk to you, dear Readerz, about little secret: it is disappearing strategy! We hava lots of thousands of shamans, but only 3, who are in very special secret tradition, and this tradition is learned only by the three to one pupil! Even the otherz shamans do not know who they are! It's Uribi State Secret. If it comez very hard, they come together, and with their powerz they bring Uribistan in state of DISAPPEARANCE!
Now, also I can explain you, dear readerz, or official name. it is FREE anda EVER YOUNG republic of Uribistan. Free, because now Uribistan is totally free! We could beat out russian communizts anda new capitalizts, beat out kazaki, uzbeki anda other usurpatorz! After 1917 they divided partz of Uribistan between them! But biggest part, our beloved Highlandz (and also part of See-Landz and Lowlandz too) , they never got! Why? Because 3 shamanz maka disappearance rite! They can bringa our country in state of Pralaya! We disappear, sleep in higher consciousness levelz! If Red Army came, if english came, if french came, if CIA came - we were gone! Anda this is EVER YOUNG part of Uribistan, how archangelz anda other beings made it in beginning timez! How does thiz work on those people who will attack us? If they ara in disappearing country, they are on a certain point in nothingness, they ara lika 'nowhere'-men from beatlessong. But thiz is not funny, it is terrible, it hurts, its soundz crying, it is ashaming. They get totally mad. Lika boyz coming back from Vietnam or from Irak, but even worser! Because they experienced NOTHINGNESS, without preparation! It is lika taking 7 overdoses of LSD. Now you understand, why 1) we do not hava army, it is very small, only for show; 2) we cannot do thiz disappearance allways, because it has big influence on earth anda other karma! It has lots of consequences. WE must see how the situation in Hamasheyk develops! We try to contact Murat!
We hava still good timez here in Conference on the Mountains, at the same time having big sorrow about Hamasheyk. Maybe the 3 can do partial disappearance?
Meanwhile, yesterday an African guezt maka big levitation here! A tscherman televison crew filmed him doing thiz in his triba, commentated here in english. Just watch it!

real anda false enlightenment!

-mg reports- in these dayz we hava in the Uribi Higlandz great every year conference of all leading shamans in Uribistan. traditionally we do this in our Highlandz in special place called Hcan-Rôd (as non-native reader you can speak hakan-rott, or something lika that). Ofcoursa we ara also becoming modern times there, and so we heard mister Dattatreya Siva Baba talking on a big screen about false anda truth enlightenment. It is also very nica to hear otha meaningz ina world anda looking how far today's gurus, sages anda priests anda some bloody pseudo-mindblower are. We thinka that for all antropsfy headz, again in heavy discussionz about guruz and enlightenmentz, it is also nice to hear what Mister Dattatrey Siva Baba is a saying to us. I am a very happy that in these dayz I can be here in the Uribi Highlandz, ina old fathalandz, as a reporter from the Uribistan Daily, and cann tella you all about thiz important shamanconference!

Juni juni lai, Birsanai garo bho - having dance time in june!

Dear Readerz anda antropsfy-blogheadz from all fightin' tribas! It is june, anda therefora we have june dancings from our buddhist minority peoplez in the nordeast of Uribistan. Nice dances for managing coming togethere the man and te woman! very interesting also here the very olde High Uribistani language witha classical olde script! Hava very relaxing tima!

Sri Puppetji Tiehrháw third Guru learninx for Blogheadz

Anda still we hava other Mindsteaming lesson: Srí Puppetji himself said about thiz: 'All good thingz are three..'. Nowa, he likes to talk about 'yoga'.
Yes, we ara so proud to hava him her now, despite in some thinx we hava other ideas. Yes, he is real guru for real-guru-kids. Let him talka, this olde mindfucka! Lota joy! Overstreaming, Mat Gundo.

Sri Puppetji Tiehrháw second Guru learninx for Blogheadz

Yes! It musta be - directly after first wonderfull Truth-Speaky-Session, we azked Holy Srí Puppetji to talka mora! Anda he gave uz Knowledge about Big Secret - in consideration of Quantumphysicz, Tantra anda Antropsfy! Justa enjoy this olde Mindfucka again! Yourz Overstreaming lots lots! Mat Gundo.

Sri Puppetji Tiehrháw first Guru learninx for Blogheadz

Let us present today (we thinka, it is a very necessary) the first Truth-Speaky-Session of our Holy Beloved Sri Puppetji Tiehrháw froma South-East Uribistan. Sri Puppetji belongz to the small group of Rest-Hindi people in that region. Their shamans hava very olde wizdom. We lika it to present you. Ofcoursa, Sri Puppetji isa not directly in oura spiritual streaming, buta we thinka that thera could be readerz who lika him! So we asked this old horney Mindfucka to speak to us! Anda, if you wanna hear, after thiz olde wizdom, some gut music anda lyricz made by our canaillo friendz anda blog-fatherz at big uribi-canaillo party last week, you go here to terra canaillo! Yourz Overstreaming Mat Gundo.