Ein Prosit auf die djerman Gmuetligkeit

Dearest lovely djerman Antropsfy Blogheads,
First I wanna congratulate you to your Great Djermanistan and to your good beer. I wasa secretly in Oktoberfest ains swei trei gsufa, although it isa ramadan, buta Allah didnt see. Hey that wasa greät and great fun as you canna see. This brass bands they really blow you outa of your shoes. Greät, buta the most I loved that choir and the kinda ofa yodeling.Beautiful lika angels.
I also wanta to congratulate, that you are World Campions in Soccer no not your boys buta your girls. Why donta you fiddled around witha your flags? You lika boys more than girls? Anyway I hada short and pleasant stay in your beautiful country Bavaria and Greater Djermanistan. Tomorrow isa your birthday 3. Oktober isnt ita? Happy birthday to all Djerman souls and Greater Djermanistan!
Yours frändly Murat

Jesusland

Good miracle show, buta somehow verry sad...no electric booty cheesus, whera peoples canna hava Whitsun experience. Let us pray in whatever Religion for Jesusland (click to visit Jesusland)to geta soon well again. Yours Murat
P.S. Is Green-little-River also a Jesuslander? The national flags, the christian preaching the politix it somehow fits really verry well !!!

Important Message from the Uribi Secret Army (HQ)

-mat gundo reportz- Dearezt reader! Our (still) friend Igor lampenhausen says he has very confidential materialz about our relationship with Guido Westerwell. Yes, we know Guido Westerwell, after his holidayz in Kazakstan, he did not wanted to wear blue hat anymore. In Uribi Highlandz he felt very free anda good, anda learned to speak liita bit High Uribi anda Uribi english, that's all!!
Our Director of the Uribi Secret Army, Leah Cim Tregge, has the following important message, an open letter to Mista Lampenhausen :

Dear Mista Lampenhausen!
This is official declaration from Security Department of Uribistan:
We have nothing to do with Möllman-case and have nothing to do with Westerwell boy!
Yours sincerell,
Leah Cim Tregge (Uribi Secret Army - HQ)

Did Goy our flamboyant Ambassador dump little Susanna?

In a Goys world the house blessing hangs diagonal. All readers of Uribistan Daily ask the question dida he dumpa Susanna?
Here one of the best popsong ever written on break ups, splitting upa, needing space, sorting ones ego out . This is initiation pure and painful!
Murat reports

For our Viszitorz from India- but please, before read Eurythmix post of Murat, it's great to do it yourself!

- Mat Gundo reportz - Dear Vizitors from India anda rest of Worldz! You asked us not only showing high classical indian music for you, but also more Bollywood-Kind music. Well, we found good middle thingie: it's cultural anda popular anda ghood for whole worldz, because with english subtitlez! The translation is made by young boy anda Uribi friend Buffalax. Buffalax is genious: he can tranzlate anada tranzscript lotz of languagez. Maybe one day he will also tranzlate ana tranzscript Uribi Secret Bookz!
For you, dear readerz, we hava two bollywood-lika videos: firzt the indian version of Michael Jackson's 'Thriller', anda twice, we hava great Indian group Tunak Tunak Tun ! Enjoy it, but firzt do great eurytmix exercise given here! On terra canaillo, now in Our Uribi Ambassador's style (!), the crew also did a Buffalax video, but there it is more for semantix research!

Eurythmix Eurythmie Eurythmy Eurythmea Eurythmicia Rhytmia d`eu Rhytmuswojädermitmus

Eurythmix is a greät!!! In Aoeablog the secrets ofa the origin of this sacred art isa revealed. On video you see Urban Uncle doin greät Eurythmix performance. He does it the Kasakhi way. Applause from Uribistan!
Yours frändly Murat

For our Visitorz from India

- mat gundo reportz - Dearezt Honourable Readerz from the great republic of India! With great help of our blogcounting programm, we notice that lotz of our readerz come from your famouz country! In the post here below, my Uribi brotha Murat presentz you the newezt scientific research in our Hamasheyk Institute, togetha with lotz of scientific picz! But now, especially for the peoplez from India, we present fine music from your country!
But before we are listening anda looking, I had to tell you something about our Berlin friend Igor Lampenhausen. We allready thought, he does not write anymore, is completely happy and lozt in his Cozmic Sex magix. But now he writez again. He is a very interesting guy: he did his community service as alternative to military service as a young guardian angel! Amazing! He was working between and with angelz! Than he wrote some wordz for mister Schäuble (our heimatminizter) anda gave information about a new McDonaldz in Berlin Kreuzberg, and after, punctual to the beginning of autumn, he started Chriztmas time! Yes, he is ahead of hiz time, and now he wrote about India Bharti. After reading our Daily, vizit Mister Lampenhausen anda have fun with hiz secret method of Cozmic Sex!
Here we have the Shankara Orchestra with Raga Hamsadhwani - enjoy it!

How to deal witha vision dominated sex addiction?¨¨

Dearezt Readerz! Grandmotha had good heart, seeing her grandson so much working for the Daily, that she said (ofcourse in Uribi, but I tranzlate), smoking her uribi cigar: 'Ok, dear Grandson Mahat Hansi, don't do the shit alone, but let this horny plonker write hiz part !' Well, I think, here he is again! - overstreamingz, Mat Gundo-

Virtual sex today is a growing problema in our global world also ina Uribistan! Therefore Dr. Nathan froma University of Bagdad in Arizona visited us and gava workshops with sex addicts who are fixated on pics. Borat the olda gypsy catcher caughta a hippie froma cave in the Uribi Highlands. He was our test person. For this kinda severe tests we use foreigners, best without any papers no inlanders. So he gotta educated in Hamasheyk Institute by electro shocks(we hada permission by UNO) to losa his abnormal sexual arousals. Now he is healed and his Astro booty is verrry clean it isa not centred in his genital area anymore but in his heartchakra. He is now a real peacful heart chakra intercourser,who thinks and fucks with his heart. So at least the Hamasheyk scientists and Dr. Nathan thinka. We hava incredible amounta ofa sexy pics fuckers on Uribistan Daily as visitors justa becausa we hava two naked womäns on our blog and sometimes a sexy language. Others calla ita vulgar. We woulda call ita hearty or a bit juicy.
Ifa you donta want to be aroused unnessceray by sexy pics anymore. Pleasa writa to us and Hamasheyk Institute of biological Cybernetics willa helpa you.The Uribistan National Health Service is financing this project. So please apply now!!! Murat reports

Otha important editorial message!

- mat gundo reportz - These days I could be gazt-visitor in Canaillo home. Togetha we maka music (I hava make Uribi Highland Danz with Jane, wowee!) anda I wenta with Joseph to his theatregroup he has in original Djermanistan State Prizon, working witha longlife emprizoned peoplez. It was very astonishing what is possible to do in such a prizon to sozialize those guyz. Much better as in some Uribistani prizonz (we have some, ofcourse only in Uribi Lowlandz - Murat land, you know): there ara about 120 peoplez in one room, witha shit hole in the middle. If you think you hava 5 stockz in the jailhouse, and one hole in the middle, you can imagine. From such kindz of prizonz people getting worser as before.
It was also nice sitting behind original olde Terra Canaillo-pc anda making thingz togetha. I wrote post for Terra Canaillo, but it is not still published.
Jane mada very good pumpkin soup, and I said here she must publish this cooking recipe - it is só fantastic!
Now I'm back in the Uribi Heightz, anda from here, I will writa for The Uribistan Daily, still without Murat. I met my grandmotha, and she said: as long as my foto stayz on the Daily, Murat may not writa! I have lotz of respect for my grandmotha, as we hava respect for olda wise peoplez in Uribi Highlandz. I'm sorry for the readerz, sorry for Murat: BUT TOMORROW MURAT WILL NOT WRITE! I must wait till my grandmotha givez kinda green light. Anda, I know, with my grandmotha, it is long time!
Overstreamed, Mat.

Wishing being in Amerikanistan

- mat gundo reportz - Dear Uribistanhaedz! My friend Canaillo and me decided in a commun action to present some filmz from the Vancouver Film School. We ara glad to present you film about dreaming of Amerikanistan anda possibilitiez to go there. Here in Uribistan you can find some young peoplez thinking anda dreaming to go to thiz modern shambala land, cruising on avenues in Bel Air anda having heavyboopy girlz in the back of the cabrio, doing Highway 66, playing in Las Vegas anda all that stuff. But look out, only wish to go there, can be dangerouz!