Fuck safely - use VATICANIES

Everybooty nowadays isa talking about sex, some intelectuals spiritual elite peoples are nota talking about sex but about Tantra. Others are talking about plain lusty fucking. But lets clear about that. It is all SEX nevatheless. But who cares abouta SEX. Are you much into SEX these days? I ama nota. Recently I was in Switzerland to check my swiss bank acounts and i was up in mountains where they speak french. I wanted to hava SEX, but I gotta trapped by TV team who shoots STOP AIDS ads. SO i didnt hava SEX but I ama on advertisment in whole Schweizistan. Anyway after that I ama blocked sexually and whena I hear and see news about cock licking priests and teachers and about raping wheatherfrogs it maka my appetite for sex completly destroyed. Not even masturbation is an option, always whena I try to masturbate I hava vision my old big italian nun from Vatican (I grew up ina missionary school witha nuns) appears between my legs as biga as dwarf and then she grows toa big balloon whicha fills out my room, my little willie is squashed reduced to nuthin and my old nun from Kindergarten is so big that her upper lip moustache has hairs like spiky cactus plant. After such apparition I go for cold shower and meditate about unconditional LOVE.
These catholic priests also destroy my sex life indirectly but very severe. My brain is full with pics of terrible SEX.
Fuck for love - use vaticanies.
His Holiness
Murat Joy Tchundyk
( Hirtenbrief des Meisters für die Antropsfäre)

Everthinga is holy

This isa hommage to my Uncle Allen Ginsberg also thanx to Cornershop for music.. Everthinga isa holy!
Be gentle on your souls.
His Holine$$
Murat Joy Tchundyk

M. Keynes rappt - und der Kapitlismus rockt!

Nun das ist wohl das abgefahrenste You Tube Video, was vor allem mit einer starken Stereo Hifianlage und dicken Subwoofern ausgestattet, genossen werden kann. Der gute alte M. Keynes rappt, der übrigens für den erniedrigenden Kapitalismus der Thatcher Jahren in Grossbritannien Pate gestanden ist ( post mortem). Und das gar nicht mal schlecht musikalisch gesehen. Der Text, wer ihn versteht, versteht plötzlich soviel mehr, was nicht unbedingt beruhigend auf den Geist wirkt, das kann man auch nicht bei irgendwelchen Wellnesskoryphäen wegmasieren lassen wie zum Beispiel dem Wellnessboxer zwischen den Welten. Zwischen Himmel und Erde. Green Little River oder ganz oifach im Süddeutsche D`r gronbach Sepp.
Aber das alles nur nebenbei.

Herzlichst Euer Herrmann Finkelsteen.

Börse: Unbedingt Gold kaufen , wenn das Gold unter die 1000$ per Ounce geht. Dann sind sie gewappnet, wenn die Märkte wegen Kriege, Kreditklemme, Naturkatastrophen, Seuchen, Migration wegen Survival etc. völlig kollabieren so ähnlich wie in Armageddon die Explosionen der Ausserirdischen und ja nicht das Diamantenkoltee von irgendwem verkaufen.... Einfach abwarten und auf das Schlimmste gefasst sein. So mach ich das immer wenn ich zum Zahnarzt gehe und alles ohne Betäubung über mich ergehen lasse.

In deepest hollow of your minds

In deepest hollow of our minds
A system failure left behind
(...)
A shattered cloud of swirling doves
And their eyes change
As they learn to see through flames
And their necks crane
As they turn to pray for rain
(...)
Drops on rocks fall fast and fleeting
Hearts and wings commence to beating
Woods unseen with all believing
Vision walls fall all receding
Vision walls fall all receding
(...)
Vision walls fall all revealing
(...)
As they prayed for rain
Dearest friends!
Finally the new " Massive Attack " Album is outa in the world for all consumers to consume. Massive Attack started in the 90ties as one of the bands of the Mad Manchester Sound. Massive Attack the name came from the massive attack against Iraq by freeing Kuwait. Massive attack attacks certainly your deepest hollows of YOUR mind.
Enjoy the "Weltschmerz" sound of this group. "Worldpain" only dermans canna hava created that word!
His Holine$$
Murat Joy Tchundyk

Uribistan schneller als Deutschland im Datenkauf?

Der Präsident der Uribi Private Banking Corp. Murat Tchundyk bestätigt was als Gerüchte durch die internationale Presse geisterte. Die United Bank of Uribistan bietet oder bot? das Doppelte für die Daten der deutschen Steuersünder, die ihr Geld in der Schweiz unversteuert angelegt haben. Nun ergibt sich die Frage wer bietet oder bot? mehr. Die Schweizer Banken oder die deutsche Regierung. Auf die Frage, warum sich Uribistan in diesen mitteleuropäischen Finanzkonflikt einmischt, sagte Banken Präsident Tchundyk: " Some people invest in Gold, Money and Slavery. We invest in Data. I think our Interest rate is soaring in heaven verry soon!"
Auf die Frage, ob er in direktem Kontakt mit Herrn Schäuble und den Schweizer Banken steht, antwortete Herr Tchundyk: " You know things hava changed, both sides hava to contact us." Dann verschwand Herr Tchundyk mit den Worten, dass er jetzt endlich nach Timbouctou pilgern wolle, inkognito.
Manche Bankenbeobachter, sowie Schweizer Wirtschafts Journalisten behaupten, dass die CD schon in einem Tresor der United Bank of Uribistan in Hamasheyk liegt. Uribi Geschäftsleute meinen in inoffiziellen Gesprächen, dass United Bank of Uribistan Herrn Schäuble noch eine zweite CD verkaufen möchte, nämlich die deutscher Steuerflüchtlinge, die in Uribistan ihr Geld vor allem in Kupferminen (mit Kinderarbeit) angelegt haben.
Andere behaupten, dass Herrn Tchundyks Bruder Herr Marat Tchundyk die CD mit in den Garten Eden mitgenommen hat. Die deutsche Staatsanwaltschaft ermittelt gerade und prüft in welchem Land der Tropen sich Marat Tchundyk aufhalten könnte.
Herrmann Finkelsteen

Obama`s speech for Uribistan`s Freedom

Dearest All !
In a verry moving speech Obama spoke to Uribistan in Hamasheyk. He spoke in a language Uribi peoples never heard before, buta their hearts understood. What isa "Roschtgoeppel" I asked myself when I stood on my homeland. Uribistan isa free and i ama on my way to Timbouctou to meet Marat my halfbrotha. Finkelsteen is reporting here on Uribistan Daily. Fak Hue is imprisoned. Obama promised to put him in good U.S. Jailhouse. Great thanx Mr. Obama. But whata about the Roschtgoeppel?
His Holine$$
Murat Joy Tchundyk

MOBILISATION OF ALL GROUNDFORCES AND FAK HUE BRIGADE !

AFTER THE HEAVY AND SEVERE ATTACK ON OUR MINISTER FOR RECREATION, BIG TITTIES, SPAGHETTI, BOTTOX, MEDIA AND VIAGRA, MISTER BERLUSCONI, WE HAVE TO MAKE THE FOLLOWING RESTRICTIONS IN OUR CITIES FOR THE NEXT THREE WEEKS:

- RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES ARE FORBIDDEN! NO MORE THEATRE, SPORT & FOOTBALL AND SYLVESTERPARTIES!
- NO MORE BIG TITTIES ON TV, NIGHTCLUBS ARE CLOSED, EVERYBODY WITH BIG TITTIES HAS TO STAY AT HOME FROM 18.00 PM to 9.00 AM.(ONE EXCEPTION: IF IT'S POSSIBLE TO FIND AND CATCH MURAT TCHUNDYK WITH YOUR BIG TITTIES - YOU CAN USE THEM THE WHOLE DAY!)
- ALL PIZZA-TAXIS WILL BE CLOSED;
- ALLOWED ARE ONLY MEDIA (TV, RADIO; INTERNET,ETC.) CONTROLLED BY OUR MINISTER, MISTER BERLUSCONI;
- NO MORE BOTTOX TREATMENTS;
- VIAGRA IS FREE ONLY FOR MEMBERS OF THE GOUVERNMENT.

YOURS DEAR LEADER AND MAXIMO-GENERALISSIMO FAK HUE!

FAK HAIL!

To the People of the State of Uribistan. Here your Maximo Generalissimo and Dear Leader Fak Hue is speaking! Some dirty peoples are making riots in the streets of Hamasheyk! Stay in your homes! We will crush them away! Thea are enemies of our great Uribi Fak Hue Revolution!
STAY IN YOUR HOME,if you don't want to get shot by those bastards!
They came also in the house of our great online paper The Uribistan Daily. They could take away some codes to make a new header: DON'T BELIEVE THEM!
If you see this man on the left in the header, this is the so called 'His Holyness' MURAT TCHUNDYK, a simple goatfarmer, worker and corrupted saler of Uribi goods and illegal women-transfers, living originally in the slums of Pritbong, a known small city in the Lowlands. Beware: THIS MAN IS DANGEROUS!
On the right, you see his younger brother Marat Tchundyk. We know that he lives in this very moment in Djermanistan, telling bloody stories about Christmas. DON'T BELIEVE HIM. THIS MAN IS DANGEROUS TOO!
Everybody giving us information about these cruel and dirty brothers: please go to the next police station!
We keep this header on the Uribistan Daily a few days - just for you to remember these two bandits!
EVERYBODY WORKING TOGETHER WITH THE TCHUNDYK BROTHERS WILL BE PUT IN PRISON IMMEDIATELY!

Fak Hue, Maximo Generalissimo and his Administration.

FIRST FAK HUE PISS-OFF ACTION BY OUR MINISTER GADDAFI!

Dearest people of the Great State of Uribistan! First great deeds did happen in the world. Both our ministers Mister Ahmadinedschad (foreign office) anda Mister Gaddafi (cultural affairs and piss-off actions) did their work at United Nations in these days. Against bloody zionism and imperialism! We thank mister Gadaffi for his great piss-off speech at united nations assembly. This was our first public great international Fak Hue-Piss Off action!
Remember:
FAK HUE-ISM IS EVERYWHERE! THE FAK HUE DUSCIPLINO IS CONQUERING WORLD!
Hail to the Chief, Hail Fak Hue!

IMPORTANT MESSAGE: MY ADMINISTRATION

People of Uribistan! I, the famous, perpetuous maximo-generalissimo of the State of Uribistan, Fak Hue, have decided to install a new administration. Our country is a strong country!
I installed the following capable persons in very important positions to make the best out of our State! Please remember, in our streets, in our offices, everywhere in Uribistan, say to each other: Hail to the Chief, Hail Fak Hue!

In our Foreign Office and Female Rights Programm: the great capable leader Mister Ahmadinedshad, will serve our country in building good relations with all other countries of good will!









In our Ministery of Homeland Security and Secret State Police , the fantastic mister Putin will do his job:












As we said a month ago, Defense - the honourable mister Ahmad Wahidi!







Cultural Relations, Comics, Cabaret anda Piss-Off actions will be done by the incredible mister Gaddafi:








Education, our High Intelligence Programm and Waterboarding will be done by our new citizen and admirer of Uribistan: Mister Dabbelhue Bush:












Science, Nuclear Programms and other Mysteries, the eternal living mister Kim Jung Il:











Recreation, Big Titties and Spaghetti, Bottox, Media and Viagra: the famous mister Silvio Berlusconi!









And, just for fun, internal relations, folies bergères, le magnifique monsieur Sarkozy:

Hail to the Chief we have chosen for the nation,

Hail to the Chief! We salute him, one and all.

Hail to the Chief, as we pledge cooperation

In proud fulfillment of a great, noble call.

Yours is the aim to make this grand country grander,

This you will do, that’s our strong, firm belief.

Hail to the one we selected as commander,

Hail to the President! Hail to the Chief!

HAIL TO THE CHIEF, HAIL FAK HUE!