If you feel happy throw a shoe, if you feel sad throw a shoe, if you feel angry throw a shoe, if you feel really angry throw a shoe or two....... Magash my fränds, i hava for you a singa along song you really hava to hear really loud be evenlouder than your neigbours love making. I will tell you soon more about me and my way as guru. Yours frändly Murat Joy Tchundyk
People of Uribistan! Today we have a new National Day! We call it Shoe Day! It is the day we remember this great act of the Iraqi journalist, the honourable mister Montasser al-Saidi. He made history, throwing his shoes to the worldcriminal Mister Bush. Ofcourse this is a symbolic act. It is better to throw shoes as to throw bombs. This shoes are full of the suffering of the Iraqi people. First they have suffered under the Saddam clan, now they suffer under the Dumb-Ass Administration of worldcriminal Mister Bush! Everybody in Uribistan, wearing shoes measuring 44 or 10, receives today 250 New Uribi Dollars (NUD$) from our new Uribi gouvernment! The revolution may be as big as a shoe, but one little shoe is bigger as a bad-ass bomber! Comrade Chök Hak.
Nach einer wunderbaren Jam backstage hat sich Doug Wamble nicht nur " Castles in the sand which drifting to the Sea" verdient. Nein dieser Gitarrenheld hat sich eine Pizza verdient. Roll on Doug!!! Herrmann Finkelsteen
People of Uribistan! Our enemies try to foul us with bad propaganda and misleading information. For example: in other situasions, or in other nations, they would laugh about this case, but now they scream like old bastards! Particularly I mean the case of Surendrin Singh, our Working Class Hero 2008. They say: this is sklavery, this is middle age method. We say no! You all forget one thing: this man loves his job. He loves it to carry the bricks, he loves it to put them on his head, he loves every piece of his working method! He is a full integral worker. Aware of all the steps he makes. We believe in this man. We gave him an award, we respect his method. Uribistan has a very complex society: we have a few high tech industries, we have farmers, we have those men doing incredible work with their hands, like Surendrin Singh. To have bigger production, we will work with modern mashines on one hand, on other hand we have power of men like mister Singh from the south-east of our People's Republic! Those shamans who like to work with us, they are welcome. Those who want to hunt us, who want to make other politics and want to sell our country to some dirty locusts from some west-countries: we will hunt you too! From now on, our shamans will have no more any political role in our society! We allow them to make 1) mumbo djumbo with the gods 2) making some medicin, psychology and relaxing with those who like this. The secret way of Kamel Sutré first must be examined by our special Committee. Power to the People, Comrade Chök Hak.
People of Uribistan! People who help us in whole world! We give you short status report about Uribistan. Our People's Party with great leader Herrmann Finkelsteen controlls Uribi Lowlands, everybody is very happy about this, and biggest part of Uribi Midlands. In this moment we are NOT interested to make action in Highlands. Our heavy industries are in Lowlands, agriculture and light industries are in MIdlands. Only problem in these days is Tamayakregion, in the centre of it lays Hamasheyk with his worldwide known psycho-cybernetic institute. We heard, that in this region, which is very difficult to reach (border low- and midlands, big amount of mountains and deep ravines), there are still activities of CIA agents and other criminal elements. We have information about the building of a second Guantanamo in Hamasheyk deep wood. This is one of latest nasty tricks of worldcrimimal mister Bush. We cannot allow this. We are not Cuba. We are proud People's Republic of Uribistan. If they don't go, we throw them out. Victory to us all, Comrade Chök Hak.
People of Uribistan! View the video on the left - view our worker Surendrin Singh at Muni River in deep East-South of our People's Republic: he is Working Class Hero Uribistan 08. In less as 1 Minute he takes 22 bricks. He brings them in less then 20 seconds to the next working place. If he walks back it's only 5 seconds. He starts again. In one hour he can do this 40 times. This is 902 bricks in one hour. If he has good day he makes 1100 bricks. In these good days, and since people rule in Uribistan everything is good, he can make in 10 hours about maximum 11.000 bricks. This is six-day limit of about 66.000 bricks in one week of good work for our new nasion. Everybody has to take example of this great worker. Therefore he is Working Class Hero. We will try with the best of hard working class to get an amount of 100.000.000 bricks in a week in housebuilding. This is 5.200.000.000 bricks/anno. In five years we will increase our brickproducsion. Our aim is to produce 100.000.000.000 bricks. In second year, after rebuilding our People's REpublic, we will make export and trading in our neighboorhood countries, also to former USSR anda other former and neo-sowjet nasions. Comrades, stay together in the big struggle against capitalism and all other non-uribisocialistic -isms. Comrade Hak Chök.
Liebe Genossinnen und Genossen, Revolutionskinder der globalen anthropsfyschen Uribisierung, Wir, die Partei, sind stolz, dass die Parteizentrale in Muskyl die ersten uribischen Absolventen des Babysitterseminars der Wood Village Methode erfolgreich entlassen hat. Boris Seydzlyk, Vetter 2. Grades von Mat Gundo, hat seinen ersten Babysitterjob im Westen, in England erfolgreich abgeleistet, damit kann die globale Uribisierung sozusagen in der Kinderwiege beginnen. Unser grosser leider schon verstorbener Genosse und Parteimitglied im Geiste hat die Erziehung auf einen simplen und nachvollziebaren Nenner gebracht. "Es gibt zwei Zauberworte, welche angeben, wie das Kind in ein Verhältnis zu seiner Umgebung tritt. Diese sind : Nachahmung und Vorbild." aus: R. Steiners, " Die Erziehung des Kindes" - "Die Methodik des Lehrens", R.S. Verlag, Dornach/ Schweiz Die Lebensjahrsiebte werden der technologisierten Welt und der kapitalistischen und freien Marktwirtschaft angepasst. Aus den Lebensjahrsiebten werden nun 5 Jahres Pläne. Wenn die ersten 5 Jahre des Lebens abgeschlossen sind, werden Anthropsfy Pädagogen aus Dornach, Witten -Annen und Stuttgart zur Temperamenten Prüfung der Kinder herbeigezogen. Danach werden die Kinder ihrem Temperament entsprechend in eine Rote, Blaue, Gelbe oder Grüne Zone gebracht. In den Uribi Lowlands leben dann alle cholerischen Kinder. Die Uribi Midlands beherbergen die dicken faulen Phlegmatiker. Die Gegend um die Baquiriwasserfälle wird die Zone der Melancholiker. Die Uribi Highlands ist den Sanguinikern zugeordnet. Sollte es Probleme mit den Temperamenten geben z.B. durch Krankheiten, unerlaubten Drogen oder durch transpersonelle biografische Entwickelungen werden die Kinder zwangsumgesiedelt. Dazu wird die Parteizentrale entsprechendes Betreuungspersonal noch ausbilden. Zur Ertüchtigung der Bewusstseinsseele werden ab heute auf jedem grossen Platz in Uribistan von einen speziell dafür geschulten Muezinn Mantren zum Nachsprechen jeweils sieben nach sieben am Morgen ausgerufen. Wollen Sie Temperamentenprüfer in Uribistan werden. Melden Sie sich bitte im Auswärtigen Amt Ihres Landes. Boris unser erster staatlich geprüfter Babysitter hat noch Termine frei um Weihnachten. Anfrage wegen Nikolausabenden lehnt er aus persönlichen Gründen ab. Comissioner der Uribistan People Party Herrmann Finkelsteen
Mat Gundo reportz, maybe thiz is last time writing in The Daily, before making new pralaya estate in the Highlandz!
Dearezt readerz anda beloved supporterz of the Free anda EverYoung republic of Uribistan! In my winterretreat in the Uribi Highlandz, I received lotz of confuced messagez! In The Uribi Lowlandz there is big fighting between Herrmann F's (I don't wanna say his name) para-military troopings anda The Happy Beater Legion. The Happy Beater makes a bad propaganda in the villadzjbarz saying we are a kind of 'f*cking assholez'. Ofcourse with thiz kinda ugly propa he is insulting all the inhabitantz of Uribistan, in the lower, middle anda highlandz! Meanwhile in Berlin, our beloved Uribi ambassador in Djermanistan, Christoph-Goy, left his embassy because the left-bashing para-military Che troupz anda theUribi Peoplez Party (UPP) of Herrmann F. (I don't wanna say his name) have won the votingz in lotz of Middle- anda Low-Uribi villadjez, perhaps making a kinda of post-sovjet republic in Uribistan, making a big deep left hole! Now lotz of foreign forces anda enemies ara coming from all sites - they all lika piece of our great nation! Guyz lika Lightnin' Boy (he didn't even want his Uribi Waldorf Critix Price - do you remember?) are invading in thiz chaotic dayz our country, proposing new dealz. We will stay in the Highlandz - observing anda waiting anda preparing a final shamanic act. PS for his fans anda girl-friendz and everybody who loves him: we cannot say anything about HH Murat! It is possible he is in Nirvanic regionz, we cannot reach - it is a possible he is acting also in an unknown way to save his country, it is also possible he is already dead. If you lika to help: pray for Uribistan! Send money too!
Es war nur noch eine Frage der Zeit bis unser Botschafter der Schwobe bueb in Berlin der Goy unser beliebter Botschafter, der die Herzen unseres stolzen Volkes mit Hoffnung und Zuneigung tränkte, uns den Uribiern den Laufpass geben musste. Und das alles weil ich dem Happy Beater die Leviten gelesen habe, der wiederum meinte wir Uribier seien " herumpampende Arschlöcher". Auch das ewige Gronbach Bashing findet er öde. Nun ja das ist alles sehr schade. Murat wird stinksauer sein, wenn er zurückkommt und keinen Botschafter mehr vorfindet. Ich werde jetzt an meinem Roman schreiben. ICH, FINKELSTEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ja liebe Freunde ich werde schreiben bis zur totalen Niederlage und dann werde ich als Held aus der Asche wie ein Phoenix emporsteigen und in einer rosanen Wolke verpuffen und als Liebesregen auf Eure verlorenen Seelen hinabregnen. Namaste und Goodbye liebe Anthropsfyfreunde der braunen Lichtkrieger Ecke. Machts gut!!!!! Euer Manni und einen dicken Kuss auf Eure braunen Ärsche!!!!!!!
